girl, really naughty, all the sultry ways are so different!
is such an omelette, looking so satisfied
I believe you are blamed, you bad old man
company's dark zone
this cash machine is really cheating
is not every big show suitable for humans
1. I have been married to my wife for more than a year, and I have never asked why I named my name in her phone as a sweet potato. Today I suddenly remembered and asked her, she said I love to eat The sweet potato was very touched in an instant, and a warm current surged over the whole body, so I silently changed her name to Roasted Kidney... I wish the lovers of the world will finally get married!
2. I went to the mountain with my girlfriend today. At night, a shooting star passed by, and the girlfriend made a wish: "Make me thin and thin." Then, a miracle happened. It really happened. The meteor flew back upside down?
3. In high school, one day after school, we instructed the director to wear a very earthy coat and leaned on a motorcycle at the school gate to wait for his colleague. As a result, a freshman ran over and patted. Pat him on the shoulder and said kindly: Master, take me to the Sunshine Internet Cafe.
4. Dinner with a good classmate, the classmate's wife also came, the classmate. When the classmate’s wife went to the bathroom, I asked him the question he had been thinking about for a long time: “How did you catch her in the first place?” The classmate looked at me sideways and said lightly, “As long as anyone is close to her in high school, I I took the initiative to tell the teacher that they were in a relationship, and no one dared to approach her since then, and she has been with me until now." Me: "...how did you not expect it!"
5. Master, come on! Help me catch up with the taxi ahead! I will give you 200 yuan. The driver said yes, and picked up the intercom: "Hey, Lao Zhang, please stop."
6. After breakfast, the daughter played with a small mirror on the climbing mat, and said while touching the mirror, it was so beautiful! I wonder, this mirror can't be ordinary anymore, and cheap can't be cheaper. Where can it look good? I took the mirror in my hand and looked up and down suspiciously. Suddenly I looked intently, wow! You look so beautiful in the mirror!
