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people in the arena, how can there be no domineering and resounding English name?
Before leaving the country, most of the study-abroad parties picked up a (self-thinking) fresh and refined English name for themselves. I am the brightest star in the night sky and the most beautiful boy in this gai.
As everyone knows, when we are still complaining about the Chinese names that foreigners do not understand, our English name is synonymous with "green tea" and "slag man" in their eyes. The homepage of
today counted the following types of English names that the study abroad party loves to use. I wonder if your name is among them?
Nightclub style
There are ten Jasons and five scums, and five are a little flowery.
The English names of the "Sea Kings" in the overseas study circle are Jason, William, Jessica, and Tiffany . The boys and girls dancing in the nightclub all picked up fishing rods when they grew up. Most people who take names like Bunny, Honey, Cherry, Lolly, etc. think that they are Disney Princesses on the run, but they don’t know that when foreigners hear these names, they will be so embarrassed that they will curl their toes and cut out three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom.
understand everything.
In order to help the people who don’t know the truth about eating melons, I have attached the "Top Stripper Name" listed on a foreign website.
listen to me, stop being "silly and sweet", okay?
Renaissance class
The third grade English textbook of elementary school is a fountain of inspiration for a generation of English names.
Speaking of the names Mike, Tom, Bob, Mary, Jane, Ben , a strong sense of age is blowing. How do you say
, this is equivalent to the name of a foreign friend in your class called "Wang Tiezhu", does it have the flavor of the 1980s?
originally intended to take the old school route of the study abroad party, but accidentally became the "grandparents" generation in the eyes of others. There is often only a thin line between retro and outdated.
Chinese literal translation category
It is not easy to choose a satisfactory English name. It is also a way to simply and rudely convert your Chinese name into English , which saves trouble and effort. Although
, some people have their wives straight, right? ? ?
For example, Lei Jiayin, one of the members of "TF Old Boys", introduced himself in a false and serious English name as "HongLongLong" in an interview.
is not it, Sir, just the onomatopoeia "HongLongLong", foreigners are afraid that it is not going to break their brains.
Besides, I don’t think the translation is accurate enough. I’m afraid that the full name will not be "HongLongLong Good Music", otherwise there will be no way out.
When Li Sining became Listening, Zhang Ping became Jumping, Dai Ying became Dying, Wang Defeng became Wonderful, Lu Ding became Loading, Li Mingshi became Let Me See, and so on, Cao Cao's English Can the name be literally translated as "Double Fuxk"?
It’s just that the girl named Shiting, promise me not to translate it directly into shiting, okay?
Confused behavior
Some stay alive and obsessed with being different and cool and mad, so there is a foreign professor's complaint on the forum:
You fine product, this does not mean you are called "Gourd Baby" in the eyes of foreigners. "? The soul of Nakaji in
seems to be released soon: Ah! You ridiculous human beings, it is not me who is wrong, but the world!
The magic fairy castle family needs you.
and like some English names derived from myths and legends, such as Gao YuanyuanDaughter's Rhea is still acceptable, but names such as Zeus, Apollo, and Dionysus are not necessary.
Your English name is the foreign version of "Jade Emperor" in the eyes of foreigners. Please put down your figure.
The English name
in the eyes of foreigners. In fact, as we all know, the name is equivalent to a business card.
When you introduce "what's your name" to others, this is likely to become your first impression in the TA's mind. After all,
, as a native of the Internet, has to make a preliminary judgment on a person’s personality and hobbies, except for the WeChat profile picture, which is the English name.
For boys, girls starting with names like Sarah, Margaret, Emily, Jessie, or neutral names like Samantha and Sam will give them an inexplicable sense of trust. There seems to be a magnetic field between
name and name. If you see a good pair of girlfriends on the road, they are likely to be called Jessica and Lauren. The difference between
and Jessica, which sounds "serious", is that Jessie comes with a "good guy" buff bonus.
When talking about "names that boys hate", Bianca, Britney, Sophie, and Jacqueline were shot.
I watched these foreign brothers mention that these names are all like , and really wants them to talk more (hands the microphone). The two names
Megan and Meg sound very powerful, and the girl named Olivia is the "first in grade in the year-round exam".
Maria comes with an Alpha aura, recognized by corporate executives and successfully learned to teach (mistake).
In this age where appearance is justice, a girl named Taylor will not be hard to see.
We have finished watching the boys' perspective. In the eyes of the girls who come to Kangkang, what are the different "labels" of boys' English names?
Boys named Nick, Brian, and Ryan tend to become "friends of women". They are not sisters, but sisters, especially Nick, who are unanimously praised by everyone.
For RED FLAG NAME, Jacob was nominated the most, and when the name was mentioned, the expressions on everyone's faces made my brain fill up 10,000 words of love and hatred.
The English names of boys who sound full of aura are William, Liam, Michael. Although
looks unremarkable, every Cinderella and rich and young drama is indispensable for the boss named William, who smiles evilly, holds a goblet of red wine, and opens his mouth as the boss: woman, you Is playing with fire.
As for which English name has the most pretty boys?
Ethan said he has something to say.
Of course, the tacit understanding of the study abroad circle is that whatever English name you take is acceptable, except for dick.
don't know what your English name is in front of the screen?
type your name on the public screen, you can also tell brother by the way, tell everyone, the origin of your name!
video comes from Tencent video
"WHAT BOYS THINK OF GIRL NAMES"
"WHAT GIRLS THINK OF BOY NAMES"
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