Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone

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relationship between men and women is the most elusive and unfathomable thing in the world, is like the teacher Jin Yucheng said in "繁花", one step is empty.

So I never say whether to break up easily, because most of the reasons are only the two sides know it, and more often, they don’t even know each other and are confused.

A certain national style singer had eaten the melon that he broke up for a few days, and he was only a bit emotional. However, when he saw the male protagonist's response at night, his mood was a little unstable. Let's break up, write such a long essay on such a small thing! ! If you have a typo, you will endure it. What is the level of elementary school students throughout the article!


Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba


read the original text for yourself, I will summarize it a little bit, it is probably:

is Lulu chasing me. At the beginning of the aa system, but then I also spent money on Lulu, the break up is because she is not worthy of me, and broke up. She actually asked me for money. I used to say goodbye in the group. I am a good boy who guards morality...

In a word: I was wrong, but I was right so much.

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

also found that WeChat has set "Do Not Disturb", which is really a cold and violent trick before breaking up.


is probably to reflect your own national style and literary personality. The small composition likes the narrative foreshadowing very much. The descriptions of "cold", "sluggish" and "frozen for five seconds", are you really not in the literary group? ?

I even object to everyone calling him a scum man. The scum man has a baseline, and he wants to slag out of style and level. or open and honest, such as Yang Sao and Bai Wei breaking up, saying that when they go to Singapore to have a hundred prostitutes, they will be together if they really understand women. Or righteous, such as Yuanzhen and Yingying broke up, saying that Yingying is a beautiful fairy, "The stunner of the heavens is also a stunner, and it will not be a demon. It must be a demon."

not to mention the scumbag. The first generation master Hu Lancheng .


Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Lan Cheng saw this kind of break-up essay, the coffin board would rattle, is this level also embarrassing to be called a scum man? Are you embarrassed to call yourself a young man of national style? yue!

With everyone's encouragement, I decided to invite teacher Lan Cheng to talk about how to write a white essay after breaking up.

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba


Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba


If you want to tell yourself is not active, suggesting that the woman posted upside down, it is not necessary to be so clumsy.

first post the negative textbook:

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba

Hu Lancheng obviously used Zhang Ailing , but he wants to express Aileen’s initiative, how do people express it?

Because I talked about the photo on "Heaven and Earth", she took it out the next day and gave it to me. There was a writing on the back: When she saw him, she became very low and low, down to the dust, but her heart was Rejoicing, flowers bloom from the dust. She sent the camera here, as if Wu Jizha gave a sword. According to my own example, I guessed that Xu Jun was just Ai Yue, but it didn't necessarily mean something. Zhang Ailing knows that I love it. If you love it, I will give it to you. I will take the photoI am also pleased to give you. And I only accepted it bluntly, without being overwhelmed.


is the key point, I just mean "it is love, but it may not have the meaning", but you know what I like, "I will give it to you". What is the level of


, ​​this is called level!

emphasized that he also gave money to women, don't be so anxious to say that you have bought shoes for bags.


Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba


Lan Cheng obviously spent Aileen’s money, but when it comes to the money he gave, it’s so unremarkable:

Ailing’s book sells the most, and the cost of manuscripts is higher than others. I don’t rely on me to support her, but I only give it. She had a little money, she went to make a leather jacket, the style was her own ingenuity, she did it very generously, she was happy in her heart, because the world is the husband who gives the wife money, and she wants it too.

Women, of course, long for marriage. For example, Zhang Ailing would also complain sadly, "I thought, you can just come and go here for me in the future." Of course, Lan Cheng could see it. Preparing a marriage certificate without publishing it in the newspaper has no legal effect. It is similar to the modern way of "Take her to see the house and see the diamond ring", but it is just a fun for the woman. However, Lan Cheng said, this is in a special period, I am afraid of hurting her, please call me affectionate little prince:

I took into account future changes in the current situation will not affect her, did not hold a ceremony, just write a marriage letter as a decision.

Also, people thought about it on the wedding day, our marriage is different from others-

Although we are married, it still seems like we haven't been married. I refuse to change her life a little bit because of me. The two did not look like a husband and wife, but one was a golden boy and the other was a jade girl.

So when I arrived in Hankou, I missed Aileen and flirted with Xiao Zhou. As a colleague, Shen Qiwu couldn't stand it and told Xiao Zhou that Hu Lancheng had a family. Lan Cheng didn't talk about his shortcomings, but actually criticized Shen Qiwu:

Where Xiao Zhou and I were, Qi Wuzi couldn't get in. , It is not guilty to take him as a topic. Qi Wu is like the Fahai monk in "The Legend of the White Snake". He is jealous because he doesn't. The next day I came back from the newspaper office with Qi Wu Cong. When we were walking on Hanyang Road, I asked him: What do you say to Xiao Zhou is so nasty!

The wicked should be sued in this way, okay? arrived in Shanghai, and Xiaozhou’s affairs were revealed. Contemporary straight men lamented, "I just made the mistakes men in the world would make", and some even declared that although they are guilty of the sea dog pill, "the whole body and one mind are only given to one person." At this point, Lan achieved frank and magnanimous achievements:

A husband and a woman are originally the righteous relationship, but every good flower blooms outside the wall.

Please copy the full text, which is ten thousand times higher than that of 缱绻literature. Ai Ling came to find her husband. Lan Cheng was working as a temporary couple with Fan Xiumei at the time, so I met Zhang Ai Ling and said, " how did you come here? " This is Ai Ling's fans' grievances for Ai Ling, but Lan Cheng also has reasons for whitewashing:

husband and wife are in trouble, and they have come to see me from all over the world. This is a matter of the world, but Ai Ling is also like this, I just don't think it is suitable. In old novels, there are often stars in the sky who reborn as human beings and crying for three days after birth. Whenever I and Aileen were in the sky and on earth, worldly things were so irritating and uneasy, only because both of them had such humility. . But because I am a man, I don’t want to drag my wife. Ai Ling is so for me. I just don’t think I dare to be it, and I don’t want to show weakness. I become angry. I hardly curse her harshly: What are you doing? Don't go back soon! After the breakup of


, ​​the girlfriend changed from being silly and sweet, and suddenly blackened. The contemporary national style teenager thinks it is his best friend from it , deplore "Who did you know, what kind of life you started, and what changed your nature?"


Hu Lancheng: A scumbag can't be done by anyone - Lujuba


Zhang Ailing and Hu Lan are in the same position. Of course, yanying is on the side of my girlfriends, but Hu Lancheng understands this. Don't scold your girlfriend, but continue to praise:

Two days passed I wrote a letter to her girlfriend Yanying. The letter said: Aileen is a beautiful lady sitting in a red light, and you are like a plum blossom reflected on her window paper, and I have only asked the plum blossom to make a statement today.

Of course, Lan Cheng himself has to admit that although he has superb skills and pursues the root cause, he has met a woman who refuses to break the skin:

I have seen several civil women and women in my life, such as Mrs. Yuan Jun. , Mrs. Wu, , She Aizhen, , and Xiao Zhou, are bright, right and wrong temperament, as if speaking and acting always leave room for the other party, without breaking the skin, just like the sky net. The dignity of the world, like a festive season, always requires auspiciousness, how can it be talked about, and how can it break the face of the other party. The three of them are all large in size and gorgeous.

Hu Lancheng’s era has passed. The "humbly, courteous, and righteous" women that men long for no longer exist. Unfortunately, the breakup essays of straight men have not even reached a fraction of Hu Lancheng's. Without diamond diamonds , don't engage in porcelain work. If you want to be a scumbag, let's learn from Teacher Hu Lancheng.

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