1. The manager drank too much at the party. I said with good intentions: "Manager, you drank too much, or I will take you home!" Manager: "I'm fine, I didn't drink too much!" After a while A female colleague came next to the manager and said: "Manager, you have been drinking too much, or should I take you to rest?" Manager: "Okay.... Well... I drank too much.... I feel dizzy. "
2. My colleague asked me to watch a movie: Let's go to see Aquaman! I said: Let's go to the beach on the weekend.
3. When my son came home from school, he asked me enthusiastically: "Dad, can you do strenuous exercise with your injured hand when cutting vegetables?" Me: "It still hurts a little bit. You are a little bit caring." The son went on Said: "Then you can sign for me, I won't bother my mother." Then he took out the 38-point paper. . . . . .
4. I watched too many brotherly movies before. All were bullied by one person, and the other buddies went up to kill the arrogant bastard. Another year we went out to eat hot pot, seven people. The two men and the two women at the table next door had a loud voice after drinking. I reminded them to keep their voice down, the man patted me arrogantly, saying that he was going to be beaten for a bad mouth, and then bragged loudly to the two women. I think of the seven of us. I smashed it with the wine bottle and all my friends pounced on it. Various pulls, I persuaded me to hold me and beat the two men for ten minutes. It was the first time I was beaten up by eight people when I was growing up. After I got out of the police station, I asked them why they held me and let me be beaten together. They even said in a daze, yes. ! Why, we didn't react, so we rushed to persuade us. Next time we fight, we must first say yes!
5. My husband’s down jacket can’t be pulled up, so I had to help find a candle and put it on the zipper... Just when the zipper is closed, the second-handed man is about to go out, maybe I felt that I was following in his footsteps, and turned around and said: We are old husbands and old wives, don’t need to be so polite! Go back soon...you dude! My hair is caught in a zipper...
6. There are dozens of families in our village, and there are two people with the same name as me, one with the same name and surname, and one with the same name and different surnames. But now, I found that there is another one with the same name and the same surname as mine. The post-90s are all female...This is not the point, but the point is that the name is super ugly...
7. Changsha, a primary school classmate who hasn't contacted for more than a year, invites them to dinner. This classmate is older than me in memory Four years old, I saw him today, dark, but his eyes were piercing... I took a girl in her twenties and twenties to hug a child, and he didn’t introduce him. I asked: Is your daughter or daughter-in-law? She seems to be a grandfather or grandfather? Ok... he drank a sip: my wife, my son...
8. There was a girl who called to sell insurance, and her voice was attractive. I said to buy three copies. The girl said who would buy it for, I'll register it. I said: "I have one, you have one, and our son will have one in the future." The girl decisively hung up the phone...
