Text | Zhenyan
Editor | Boyin
I haven’t seen such a thoroughly bad drama in a long time.
I saw Gong Hanlin , Pan Changjiang and many other comedians filmed a movie "My Family Married Hua Mulan". Plus it was a comedy, to be honest, I was quite looking forward to it at the beginning.
As a result, the first two episodes showed me where the lower limit of domestic dramas is.
When old artists join forces to annoy the audience, it really catches people off guard!
01
The inexplicable plot
It is no exaggeration to say that my eyes went dark as soon as I watched the first scene of this drama.
The male protagonist was waiting to pick up his luggage at the airport. Suddenly a woman wearing sunglasses stood in front of him and asked him if he was sure the luggage was his?
then said that the male protagonist was plundering her property, which made the male protagonist stunned for a while.
did not directly say that he had brought the wrong luggage, but had to let the male protagonist lie on the ground and read the English words at the bottom of the suitcase. The purpose was to give the male protagonist a chance to show how "standard" his English pronunciation was. The two even used Conversed in English for two sentences.
In the end, the sunglasses girl took the suitcase and left, and said that the male protagonist was a habitual thief.
A plot about taking the wrong suitcase, was the filming so greasy?
Then the male protagonist met the female protagonist who came to pick him up at the airport, but it was not him. But because the female protagonist didn’t know her name or what she looked like when she picked him up at the airport, she made fun of her in dialect. Made an mistake.
Judging from the plot settings, the heroine’s boss doesn’t even know the other person’s name. He only knows that he is a man, with the surname Hao. The male protagonist meets these conditions. How does he know at a glance that he is not that person? After
found out that they picked up the wrong person, the person they really needed to pick up immediately called and said that they had missed the plane. Yes, it was such a coincidence.
But the heroine was dismissed just like that. The plot of
has reached this point. Even half of the first episode has not passed, and you can already feel how abrupt the development of the story is. However, as the screenwriter, Gong Hanlin obviously wants to carry out this inexplicable way to the end.
He held a 30-year wedding ceremony with his wife. Seeing that the relationship between the two was very good, suddenly the secretary stopped the chairman played by Gong Hanlin in the hall and gave him a kiss.
is so bold and so sudden. The audience was really unprepared and was hit hard by this bad drama.
And this is just the beginning. This drama is about the heroine who encounters obstacles in finding a job. In the end, she proves her worth by dressing up as a man.
This drama can directly disgust the audience, but it insists on adding value to itself, euphemistically claiming to show the plight of women's existence. But in the 21st century, how can a woman disguise herself as a man not be recognized, especially an actress who is not heroic or masculine like the heroine? Are the audience blind?
It can be said that Gong Hanlin let everyone see his screenwriting skills as soon as he came on.
"My Family Married Hua Mulan" was written, directed and acted by Gong Hanlin. This is to show his shortcomings in all aspects!
The last person who was so cruel to himself was Zhang Han who was both a screenwriter and a starring actor.
Gong Hanlin, you are confused!
02
The rustic Fu Huadao
Just looking at the style of this drama, you can also see how explosive Gong Hanlin's middle-aged and elderly aesthetics is.
He plays the chairman of a clothing company in the play. It stands to reason that he should have online taste and a certain degree of fashion. Turns out, look at the blue skirt embroidered with large red and green flowers that his wife wore at the 30th wedding anniversary ceremony, and the mosquito net cloth draped over her shoulders.
is really down to earth!
Looking at his son's style, he is a fashionable young man who came back from the UK. He is dressed like a spirited young man and still has a jet-haired hairstyle. It is a miracle that this clothing company did not close down.
And the welcome suit that the heroine wore when she appeared was also from 20 to 30 years ago. Where did she get these ugly clothes?
03
Actor with awesome acting skills
It is true that Gong Hanlin hired a bunch of comedians, but it was more like he knew that he would be in trouble after the filming, so he pulled a bunch of backers.
When Gong Hanlin, his wife Jin Zhu, Pan Changjiang and others got together, the performance method immediately turned into a skit. Watching Gong Hanlin shake his head and say his lines, it always felt like watching the Spring Festival Gala of a local station.
Not only did the expressions be exaggerated, but he also had large body movements, and he didn't even have the look of an old actor at all.
Pan Changjiang wasn't much better either. He acted like an AI at the beginning, with an expressionless face. He could only rely on his height difference if he wanted to make some laughs. He really fell into trouble following Gong Hanlin!
After watching the heroine's acting, I felt the urge to apologize to Yang Yang.
If Yang Yang performs 800 movements per minute, then this actress can perform 8,000 movements per minute.
fully mobilize every muscle on his face and be as exaggerated as he wants. When she went to pick her up at the airport and wanted to ask her boss what his last name was, her eyebrows almost went up to the sky.
When she learned that the mistake in picking up the plane was not her fault and that the other party did not catch the plane at all, her boss was on the phone in front, while she winked and danced in the background.
When the boss turned around, she suddenly stretched out her hand and said something in English. This is not called poor acting, it is simply no acting.
Not to mention Gong Hanlin himself, who played the role of being harassed by his female secretary. He was obviously very disgusted, but looking at Gong Hanlin's appearance, those who didn't know thought that the secretary's kiss directly sucked away his masculinity. Woolen cloth!
A bunch of old artists act like this, they really don’t take the audience seriously!
04
The ugly and wretched "second generation star"
actors in the entertainment industry, can you please stop taking your ugly children to act in TV series?
In this drama, the male protagonist is Gong Tiankuo, the son of Gong Hanlin and Jin Zhu. Look at this face, not only does it have no astrological features, it is also obviously ugly.
When he showed up at the airport with his nose on the plane, dressed like a hooligan. What's the difference between the expression he makes when he hears someone calling his name and that of a lewd man?
But this drama was filmed by Gong Hanlin after all, and he obviously put a filter on his son. It seemed that he was afraid that the audience would not see how handsome his son was, and he insisted on seeing Gong Tiankuo before other actors, so he added a q version. The subtitle "Sure enough, a talent."
When the camera turned to Chu Tiankuo’s face, he looked like this and still smiled like this.
This is difficult to comment on, I wish him success!
Conclusion
It is undeniable that there are many bad dramas in the Chinese drama market, but it is really rare to see something as bad as "Mulan".
Gong Hanlin took care of his family, but ended up filming such a bad drama. I really don’t know where to put his old face.
Stop it, Gong Hanlin! Don’t show off the little bit of audience popularity you have left.
I don’t know if you can continue watching such a bad movie?
