假妮儿嫁哥
（三集河南坠子）第二集
一一根据发表于《河南戏剧》2013年第四期上本人编剧的大型现代喜剧《鹊桥奇遇》改写
●著名编剧作家梁福林
第二集
上一回唱到刁假妮儿出了门儿
千里外去骗冯大喜这个大能人儿
这几天冯大喜突然交了桃花运儿
高兴得成天合不住唇
The marriage announcement took the spring breeze and spread its wings
flew to cities and villages in all directions
Received hundreds of marriage letters in three days
The photos in the letters are similar to that of the movie star 15zz17 Both talent and beauty are dazzling and talented
The beautiful font is written with beautiful poems
Every sentence has a red love word
Mother, hurry up and make up your mind
In the beauty pageant, choose the most beautiful Nier
His mother said, Yumei waits for an answer. Strong woman
I'm afraid she will take power to support the family z17 z
一辈子受她指派气儿
你叫我出门咋见人儿
说得他娘不吭气儿
想一会儿才叫儿子儿
娘不干涉你的终身事儿
大喜他又回新房门儿
选来挑去尽美人儿
最后才算拿主意儿
捷足先蹬就是我爱人儿
早早起来出了村儿
卫河桥上去接新人儿
刚到那里一小会儿
果然来了Beautiful Nier
The audience guessed wrong
This is not a fake Nier
She is Zhang Yumei, the only daughter of the deputy mayor
These days, I'm so restless like I've lost my soul
You are not as good as I am with such high conditions
Feng Daxi, I want to ask you how beautiful Ni'er you want to choose
Early in the morning, she met大喜在桥上观河水儿
急回家，带两件衣服一个洗脸盆儿
来到桥边停一会儿
大喜他竟然转过身儿
灵机一动想巧计儿
放下衣服和脸盆儿
一下子滑进卫河水儿
惊叫一声快救人儿
大喜听玉梅声变音儿
一看水俺她大腿根儿
连衣带鞋蹦进水儿
双手抱紧大美妮儿
Yumei is laughing in her heart
, but her face is red to the root of her neck
She is only shy for a while
Seize the opportunity to break his heart
Hug Feng Daxier
z儿
大喜方知中了她美人计儿
一块儿出了水儿
连连怨她不小心儿
湿裤子湿鞋又湿裙儿
快快回家换干衣儿
玉梅问他迷什么Soul
Am I not good enough for you
You have to shake your head and say nothing 17z
I don't know she's forcing marriage again
Repeatedly said, I will listen to the echo here at 8 o'clock tonight
And said, you handsome bird should be on the high branch他鼻子儿
又送他勾魂摄魄的美眼神儿
满以为这一回到达目的地儿
走好远还听她哼着戏曲儿
回头来再看看冯大喜儿
还在鹊桥盼接那位My sweetheart
I haven't waited for the magpie to announce the good news,
A big Minnie hurried across the bridge
Tall, white skin
Hu Lingling has a pair of big eyes and a pair of souls
High nose bridge and red lips
A fragrant smell rushes down the wind
Xiaokun bag on the shoulder, holding the new magazine
Overjoyed and guessing eight or nine minutes
Minnie comes and smiles
She speaks slowly, softly and kindly calls buddy
Fengjiawan is a little beautiful village on the other side of the river
You may know Feng Daxi's dream lover
z Er
He's looking for a soulmate in " Women's Life " Er
I'm looking for him to make a pair
I'm most worried, he's actually cheating on Jia (fake) Nierzer3z
I'm so happy that he's more excited than z
zz 100 Dumei is a little bitis gentler and more affectionate than Yumei
smells her and my heart is fragrant
Thank you for coming to the door
I am the one who wants to marry
Come all the way to find happiness, but don't find the wrong person
Look at your sincerity
My doubts are like the cloud that the wind blows away We have a thousand miles of marriage, and our hearts are connected to each other
This time, we can find the door of happiness
We are talking and hooking our necks
We want to kiss the big lips
You see the joy of Daxi
z love is good, sweet with money Come to the door
Come home with me to see my mother
Tell my mother to taste the sweet taste of happiness
Da Xi Niang is anxiously pedaling the new three-wheeler
Happy out of the village
z
I'm so sweet and drunk on my heels
You see fake Nier's intimacy
My mother's sweet heart
My mother wants to pull her (him) for three rounds5z She (he) shook her head and laughed again and again
Mother, I'm riding you right
I'm riding you, my parents and folks say I'm ignorant
While talking, I give Daxi a beautiful look
Received three rounds from my mother
On the third round, fake Nier and her mother joked and laughed for a while
The good news flew all over the village immediately
One street and two alleys were full of people
Who knows, the big joy received a fake Minelle
Fake Nier takes her mother for three rounds
kisses three times, smiles both fake and real I jumped into the honey jar
Mother, you are old after all
From now on, my daughter-in-law will be your own daughter
When the farming is busy, I go to the field with the big joy
I don’t need to sweat in the fields of your crops zz17 It's delicious, the cooking is fragrant
You just treat yourself to the table and enjoy yourself
Don't treat your daughter-in-law as an outsider
You can beat me and scold me
I promise not to talk to my mother
z15
大喜和娘乐滋滋儿
高兴得摸不着南天门儿
假妮说，明天结婚办喜事儿
让娘尽快抱孙子儿
叫街坊邻居都眼气儿
咱就是冯家湾第一家幸福人儿
娘叫大喜到超市儿
买肉买菜包饺子儿
吃饭时，假妮儿更殷勤儿
操着饺子喂娘唇儿
喂罢老娘喂大喜儿
直I'm so happy that the two of them can't keep their mouths shut
Long story short about the evening
You see how fake Nier kisses Daxi
Gives a glass of wine feeds the silly boy Drunk in nine days Yuner
actually hugged Diao Fake Nier
Impulsively wanted to do husband and wife affairs
Fake Nier looked very happy
Hi brother, ISooner or later, it's not yours
Give me the key, open the cash drawer door
Ask me to take a look, then you can rest assured
The big happy words have been vibrato
From now on you will be the family
I will give you all the money I make
到明年，给哥生个胖小子儿
一边说一边解钥匙儿
突然醉成一摊泥儿
刁假妮儿，好得意儿
打开坤包装票子儿
坤包小装不下他那贪婪劲儿
I found a big leather bag, I won't give you half a cent
A full 500,000 yuan, from now on to fake Nier
Tomorrow, I will call the nieces to cry and turn their voices
Kiss Minnie while he's drunk3zz15
z Fake Nier, I'm going out in the dark When I go home, I'll be a rich man
I pick the most beautiful girl
Who told you Xiaoyun to look down on people
I broke my marriage
z辈儿
定婚半月你就变心儿
你就是跪我求我不开门儿
后悔死你个没良心的妮儿
在城里买套好房子儿
带着美妮吃美食儿
再花钱Buy my dad out of the prison door
cure my mother's dizziness
stop talking about fake Nier walking and thinking about great things
z 15z 歇一会儿咱接唱接听大喜母子儿
深更半夜双惊魂儿
下一回咱就揭谜底儿
看假妮儿出啥脸回家认亲人儿
编剧作家梁福林简介：梁福林，男，1952年5 Yue was born in Anyang, Henan Province, college education, retired teacher. Director of Chinese Poetry Association, member of China Music and Literature Society, member of Henan Dramatist Association, member of Anyang Film and Television Association, etc. It has been 58 years since he wrote his first novel "Legend of the Sisters" at the age of 13. He has worked hard every day since 15z and 5:17z. He has written nearly 20 million words of literary and artistic works in various genres, including ten volumes of collections. The novel "The East is Red: The Legend of Mao Zedong", as well as 72 film and television scripts, 72 opera scripts, nearly 100 sketch scripts, and more than 10,000 poems and lyrics. The paper published more than 800,000 words of scripts, lyrics, poems, etc., staged 5 scripts, and won more than 60 first and second prizes at the national, provincial and municipal levels. Among them, the short poem "Wangshaoshan" won the first place in the National Gold Award. The lyric poem "Song of the Communist Party" was highly appraised by Central Propaganda Department Vice Minister Zhai Taifeng.
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