Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher

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Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

Lian Po is old, can he still eat?

don't mention Liam Neeson , he was a proper literary and artistic niche in his early years, and only turned into action movies when he got old. It was because other action stars couldn't act anymore, so he came to fill the market.

has only Stallone . Should I be happy, or should I smile?

After all, Stallone has continued to fiddle with " Rocky " and " First Blood " over the years, and also continued these two IPs with good stories. And " Creed ", as a spinoff of "Rocky", was also quite good. Moreover, Stallone is not satisfied with this, but also fiddled with two series of " Expendables " and " Escape Plan ". Although these two series are getting worse and worse, they have become popular.

Moreover, Stallone has also played in the "Guardians of the Galaxy" series and "Suicide Squad: All Assemble". There are not many scenes, but there are many highlights.

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

But in general, Stallone's fatigue is visible to the naked eye, and he really can't act.

The " Samaria " we want to talk about, as a new film starring Stallone, I watched it because of his name, but after watching it, I can only say it's embarrassing and sigh.

touted "Top Gun 2" and "Falling" in succession, and when it came to "Samaria", I couldn't really praise it, and I couldn't find any reason for it. The praise of "Top Gun 2" and "Falling" is from the screenwriter's point of view. These two films are really the few bright spots under the epidemic. The former is the way the story is told well, and the latter is that the idea of ​​the story is very good, and the story is held up and full of gimmicks. Two films, forming two creative directions, are both worthy of study by screenwriters.

And "Samaria", not to mention from a professional point of view, even from the point of view of ordinary audiences, it's embarrassing. From a screenwriter's point of view, it's even worse. Why, because it's copying homework, and it's still the kind that can't copy well no matter how hard it is. You say irritating is not irritating.

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

Now the Hollywood studios are Disney, and one of Disney's mainstays is Marvel. The Marvel family has held up most of the sky for manga change. Then, coupled with DC, , Hasbro, and , the story of superheroes is basically told, which makes the whole Hollywood seem to be dominated by superheroes.

What is Samaria? Obviously, it is to touch the craze of porcelain superheroes, force it in, and try to get a piece of the pie. Films like

, this kind of intention, and the practice of picking up people behind others, are of course not worth learning.

"Samaria" is a superhero film, Stallone plays a superhero in a retired state, and the whole looks like a beggar's version of Batman's story.

The old-fashioned Stallone is a retired Batman, but Batman is a rich man, while Stallone here is a poor guy who works in the junkyard for his career. The main way to make money is to buy some old stuff from the junkyard. Then repair it, and then go and spend some money when you're done. Batman's biggest enemy is the clown , the villain in this film is a poor version of the clown. His works, his behavior, and his character all have the taste of a shanzhai version of the clown. What's more, the big villain played by Pirou Esbeck still has a taste of Euron in " Game of Thrones " no matter how you look at it, the actor seems to have not come out of Game of Thrones, no matter how you handle it. a taste.

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

The Joker keeps making trouble, forcing Batman to come out. The same is true in Samaria.

is just, since there is Stallone, since it is a superhero film, since it is a confrontation between good and evil, then there must be a few hearty action scenes.

But, sorry, no.

This is sorry for the audience. In fact, it is not that there is none, but it is too perfunctory. Stallone waved his hand casually, and the action scene is over. What kind of action drama is this?

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

But that's what it is.

So, "Samaria" is very ugly. In order to make the story more dramatic,

also deliberately set a reversal. It turns out that Stallone is really a survivorof superheroes. However, he is not a superhero, but a former supervillain.

So how did he turn into a good guy?

I'm sorry, just rely on Stallone's hard lines at the end of the credits. Humans have good and evil, and they are not simply divided, but there is no clear dividing line between good and evil, and they can be transformed. The former super devil, in his long-term retirement, has slowly turned into a simple good person. Why? Why? Sorry, no why, no why, it just happened.

So, is Samaria worth recommending?

is not worth it.

go back to the title, as a touch porcelain, would you feel good?

However, there is Stallone, a once fierce Hollywood man, but now that he is getting old, he is about to stop acting. If you're a fan of him, or an action movie fan, then it's fine to watch it, as long as you don't have high expectations. After all, watch one less than one.

Stallone, The Lonely Porcelain Toucher - Lujuba

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