Guide: From the beginning of the Shanghai Fortress promotion, I have decided not to watch the movie because I was afraid of sadness, but yesterday my friend insisted on pulling me, so I have this article, and listen to me carefully. . Shanghai Fortress was violently trampled by Nezha on the first day of Shanghai Fortress. This result is not surprising in my eyes. I wrote an article when the first trailer of Shanghai Fortress came out. It’s just to verify my inference. In today’s article, let’s talk about why the Shanghai Fortress failed, why the word of mouth collapsed, and why the whole people would resist it. Even the Douban score dropped to 3.3 points to the extreme? The first sin, false propaganda leads to evil results. Why is false propaganda? Before the Shanghai Film Studio, the director repeatedly emphasized that this is a science fiction film, even a science fiction film that can wander the earth shoulder to shoulder. Therefore, the public is also looking forward to the Shanghai Fortress with classic Chinese science fiction films, but after the Shanghai Film Studio will find that this is just a movie Idol film dressed in science fiction. The gap between expectation and reality was too great, and it gave a heavy blow to the collapse of the Shanghai fortress. Why is this not a science fiction movie? Someone will definitely say that the alien spaceships, aliens, etc. appearing in the film are not all science fiction? But be aware that it’s not that science fiction elements in films are science fiction films. Science fiction elements are just the basis of science fiction films. Movies with science fiction elements can be funny, unreasonable, suspenseful, and horror. In my eyes, Shanghai Fortress is just an idol. Just a piece. The second crime is the heat that shouldn't be rubbed. Corresponding to the first sin, because this is an idol film with sci-fi elements, and another sci-fi film happened to wander the earth fire, so Shanghai Fortress played a hot spot, but it turned out to be a show. Netizens screamed because of this time. The Wandering Earth just opened a new page of Chinese science fiction, but the Shanghai Fortress closed smoothly. This also verifies an old saying that the higher the expectation, the higher the disappointment. If the Shanghai Fortress does not rub the heat of the wandering earth, it may not be so miserable.
The third crime, there is no good movie. Corresponding to the second sin, has the wandering earth rubbed any heat? The answer is no. Has War Wolf got any heat? The answer is still no. Didn't I have the fever? The answer is still no. Is Nezha, the magic boy who is still in theaters and is still in hot air? still none. So the question is, why are these unpopular movies so popular? The answer is also very simple, because these films have a common feature, which is that the heart is not the heart, the director is not the kidney, the director is not the heart, the actors are not the heart, when the heart-moving movie touched everyone's heart, this heart-moving movie naturally also On fire. On the contrary, Shanghai Fortress is taking the kidneys. The plastic-textured special effects and exaggerated acting skills in the film cannot touch the public. There were even celebrity tweets with 100 million fans and 50 million fans at the beginning of the film, and of course many other stars also pushed. The article propaganda, but even so, the box office of Shanghai Film has just exceeded 100 million in 3 days. Some experts predict that the 200 million for Shanghai Fortress is a hurdle, and 300 million is the sky. In contrast, look at the record of the Wolf Warriors without any celebrity tweets from beginning to end? Sorry. Isn't a certain deer known as 60 million fans? If every fan buys a ticket, the average ticket price is 6 billion at the box office, but now? What is the result of kidney-deficiency and kidney deficiency in fans of the movie "Walking the Kidney"? This is the answer.
fourth crime, beautiful hair causes a catastrophe. What is the sense of substitution? In my opinion, the sense of substitution is a kind of movie-watching experience. During the viewing process, one will be anxious about what is in the film, love what is loved in the film, and hate what is in the film. Therefore, the sense of substitution is an important indicator for evaluating the quality of a movie. Why do you say that beautiful hair is a big disaster? If you use idol dramas, the acting is flirting, so beautiful hair will first make the audience like this beauty or handsome guy, so this sense of substitution becomes. But Shanghai Fortress is a science fiction movie, and it is also a doomsday science fiction movie, and even more a doomsday science fiction movie about war. What is war? What is the end? War and doomsday have never been handsome or unrestrained, some can only be cruel and bloody, and some are just struggle and tension. And what about in the play? There is no sense of tension in the war and the doomsday state. In the film, the residents should go to work, take a walk, and even be in the mood to watch the excitement. My lord, this is a doomsday war. The world is almost wiped out. Only Shanghai is left. Oh, your hearts are really big enough. Speaking of tension, someone will definitely say that 16 people have died in the command center. Isn’t this tension? Can you not say this? I just want to scold my mother when I say this! The command center is the mind and heart in war. The mind and heart are dead, and the commander still has time to rest after get off work? Still in the mood to eat noodles in a downtown area for romance? The noodle shop is still open as usual? There is still a large sticker on the wall of the noodle shopPile of peach heart notes? I'm going, are these people in Shanghai in the last days all idiots?
Fifth crime, an embarrassing plot of lack of justice. Are you embarrassed about the fourth sin? In fact, there is even more embarrassment. In fact, it is extremely scary to think carefully. The most embarrassing thing is that the human camp does not represent justice. This embarrassment can be called the most embarrassing. I am a human being. I naturally put myself into the human camp when I watch a movie. I think that human beings represent justice, but when I look at it, I feel the taste has changed. How do I feel that humans have become evil robbers? There is a key thing in the Shanghai Fortress called "Xianteng". How do you feel like cultivating immortals? But this is a science fiction drama, well, it's just a name. Keep watching, and then there will be a plot to say that the energy of the fairy vine can only be used in Shanghai? Why can only be used in Shanghai? Is it because Shanghainese are selfish? The play said that the surrounding cities of Shanghai are ready to retreat. It is not in the original language, but the meaning is good, so I understand that this is a war between Shanghai and aliens, not a war between humans and aliens, and then I With a feeling of being deceived, I thought this was the end of mankind before watching the movie, but the movie was just the end of Shanghai people. I was blind and started to worry about all mankind a few months in advance. The plot continues, where did this fairy vine come from? It was said that astronauts brought them from aliens, and then attracted aliens to snatch them, so I vomited...At the same time, I felt that the director was crazy, so he led such a mess. It turned out to be from the earth... No, it should be Shanghai The man robbed the alien's fairy vine, and then the alien had to cross the interstellar to come to Earth... No, it was to Shanghai to grab their treasure. Seeing this, I almost wanted to cry, but be aware that it is not because of the substitution of the plot, but the complicated mood of being deceived. It turns out that the Shanghai Fortress is about a robber who robbed someone else’s fairy vine and has no repentance and is not vigilant, flirting. The dark and evil plot that was hit by Xian Fujiwara. Why am I looking forward to the aliens' victory?
The sixth crime, as expected, Shanghai is not enough to fight the Alien Society. Shanghai Fortress, I thought it was the last fortress of mankind in Shanghai, but from the fifth sin, it can be seen that Shanghai Fortress is really just a fortress, but not the last fortress of mankind. Perhaps the director also has this concept, so it is perfectly reflected in the plot. There is a gray eagle squad in the play. The movie gave me the illusion that there are too few people in a city. The ground troops in the film are the gray eagles, the system defense is the gray eagles, the logistics is still the gray eagles, and even the ground invades the gate. , The Grey Eagle is standing guard, my goodness, this is so hard, this Grey Eagle is enough for a model worker standard, omnipotent, just add a big red flower on the chest. The seventh sin, whether in war or in love, I guess the director has not figured it out. Looking at the whole movie, it gives people a nondescript feeling. It is not like a war movie but there is war. It is not a science fiction movie but there is science fiction. It is not a romance movie but there is love. Good movies, whether they are Chinese or foreign, are actually telling stories, telling a popular story, love stories tell romance, war stories tell passion, entertainment movies tell jokes, so good stories must be targeted, but The war in Shanghai Fortress is neither bloody nor nervous nor irritating and unreal, but the love idol drama is not romantic enough to spend the past month ambiguous in bed. So some netizens ridiculed that the aliens are here, quickly get the hairspray and set the hairstyle and go out to be handsome. When the film finally drove the plane to break through the mothership's defense circle, at a critical moment, the fighting was in full swing. It was called Lu Yiyi. This brain remnant landed, landed, you read it right, landed...what are you doing? I have discovered the key to victory. It turns out that this idiot went to save a certain deer... I went, this is war, dear, do you know what war is? My butt is on fire and I don't go to fight the fire, but go to romance. Is this the actor's brain damage or the director's brain damage? If you want to play an idol movie, you can play it well. What kind of war? Since you want to play war, you can fight it hard, and no one will stop you if you want to go to bed after the fight. Halfway through the fight, you will go to play romance. You should also find the right time and place for estrus! In the end, although I convicted the Shanghai Fortress of seven deadly crimes, I still strongly recommend that everyone go and watch the movie. After all, I have been insulted by IQ and emotion. I always find a balance, right? Let's get insulted together, and see the most bad movies in 2019.
