In this era, strength alone is far from enough. Those who are more well-known big coffee or better people around us, they either have a good-looking face, or have a high emotional intelligence (human affection), or they have a good eloquence. How charming is
eloquence? Today we will take a look at how Cui Yongyuan gracefully harms people without a dirty word.
On December 18, 2010, Zhou Libo held a wedding with Hu Jie in Shangri-La, Shanghai. The wedding was magnificent and star-studded: Yang Lan and Gao Gao acted as the master of ceremonies. The best man lineup was Shanghai-style performing artists Chen Guoqing, Yang Lan husband Wu Zheng, and Li Ao’s son Li Kan, Huang Xiaoming, Ren Xianqi. The wedding scene of
invited 600 celebrities such as Jackie Chan, Carina Lau, Chen Kaige, Shi Yuzhu, Zhang Chaoyang, Qian Wenzhong and others.
When Yang Lan mentioned Cui Yongyuan in the newspaper, the two began a "peak showdown."
Cui Yongyuan came to the stage, directly over Zhou Libo, hugged the bride Hu Jie. Facing the gathering of big coffee, talking and laughing calmly and calmly, started the "talk show alone":
originally they said it was a sketch, just like me and Zhao Benshan Song Dandan, but I think this occasion is not appropriate because it is drinking coffee Where, the sketches are all performed by people who eat garlic.
There was a lot of laughter in the audience. The brilliance of ’s sentence is to raise the feast to several levels in an instant. On the surface, it is the people who are stepping on the "garlic eaters" to raise the "coffee drinkers." The above is praise or derogation, without making a point, let everyone in this room guess, it can be said that there is a lot of meaning in the words.
Week: When I see him, I will call him Brother Yongyuan and Brother Cui. I also admire him, because so far in this world, there are only two smiles that Bobo can’t understand, one is Mona Lisa’s Smile, one is Cui Yongyuan's smile.
Zhou Libo is appetizing, with Mona Lisa (or a woman) juxtaposed with Cui Yongyuan, which produces a novel humorous effect, with a strong Shanghai-style humor.
Cui: There has been news on the Internet that Mona Lisa's smile has been interpreted. There are two letters in her eyes, "LV". But I think you still admire me so successful, I am really very happy. But I don't adore you at all. I admire your mother the most. I don't know how she brought you up without the help of the police.
Cui Yongyuan's words made the audience laugh. Zhou Libo didn't know whether he was trying to hide his embarrassment or was thinking about a conversation. He laughed with his hand on his forehead and walked back and forth on the stage.
However, Cui did not intend to let Zhou go, and continued: There is another news, Professor Qian Wenzhong, as everyone knows, the person who speaks " Three Character Classic ", the professor of Fudan University, is very powerful. He and Zhou Libo are junior high school classmates. So I especially admire their teachers, who can train any kind of people into talents.
Zhou: Wenzhong and I are brothers. We have a common Chinese teacher. She taught Wenzhong for 2 years, but taught me for 3 years. So I am more famous than Wenzhong.
Cui Shen fills up the knife: Did she retire after three years of teaching you?
Zhou: No, she didn't want to teach after teaching Wenzhong for 2 years.
Cui interrupted Zhou's words: Anyway, I taught you two that I don't want to do it before the retirement age.
Cui continued: I have attended many weddings, and this is the only one in a charity coat.
Cui Yongyuan is really Cui Yongyuan, dare to say.
Zhou laughed: I want to explain that we are not only the outerwear of charity, we take off the outerwear, and the underwear is also charitable.
Cui clicked till the end, and started to change the subject: Hu Jie, you may marry him in the future. . .
Zhou interrupted Cui's words: not in the future, but now.
Cui: It's because I didn't take the stage just now. After I took the stage and said this, do you think she can still be so firm?
The audience laughed again.
Zhou: I think so, when our brother Cui finishes his remarks, my wife will really know, Not all good people in this world.
Zhou alluded to Cui Zhai other people's wedding, not a good person.
Cui: There are not always good people in this world. Sometimes it is made up of bad people and good people, but we prefer to see bad people turn into good people.
Zhou: I remember that my senior brother, Professor Qian Wenzhong, said that our Master Ji Xianlin once said to Wen Zhong, don’t try to change the bad guys. Wen Zhong asked why, and Master Ji Xianlin said, because bad guys don’t think he is a bad guy.
Cui: You are wrong, that is not what Mr. Ji Xianlin said to everyone, it was what Mr. Ji Xianlin said to Qian Wenzhong.
Cui seized the last sentence of Zhou to make a fuss, and treated him with his own ways.
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Cui: When you marry Zhou Libo, you will take many risks every day. Do you care?
Zhou laughed when he heard it. This sentence is true, because Zhou was too popular at the time. There are so-called popular people. For professional reasons, if Zhou can’t control his mouth, Hu Jie, as an outsider, must After suffering a lot of cyber violence (later Zhou’s incident also proved that Cui’s words were not groundless)
Hu Jie: I don’t care, because I think he is a very cute big boy.
Cui: I don't think you care, because you threw away the business to marry him. Do you know which four words to use to describe the most appropriate thing for you to marry him?
Hu Jie was originally the chairman of Wenzhou Jie Ling Stainless Steel Products Co., Ltd. In order to marry Zhou Libo, he was willing to give up his career and let his family take care of him, and became the woman behind Zhou Libo.
Hu Jie: My husband's talent and his friend. . . . .
Cui interrupted Hu Jie's words and reminded him: It's more than four words. (Zhou told Cui, you can shorten it to four words) It is just four words. . . Be confused for a while.
burst into laughter in the audience.
Zhou: Are you here to smash the scene or to congratulate you?
Cui: We may be people who speak hard on the surface, but we can always be friends. Because whether we are in front of you or behind your back...speaking is hard to hear.
Zhou: My brother Cui is just a little bad. He often fails to answer a word I said on some big occasions, and then he will go to the bathroom and tell me, hey, Bobo, don’t mind, front That's a bit too much. Later, I told Brother Cui that I hope you will offend me in the toilet and apologize to me on the desktop.
Cui said to the celebrities in the audience: He forgot what I did when I took him to the toilet. Because my creed of life is in the toilet, it's called "a small step forward, a big step toward civilization".
There was enthusiastic laughter in the audience, and I have to say that Cui Yongyuan's words were really good. Invisibly gave Zhou a wave of education.
Zhou is worthy of iron teeth and bronze teeth. Facing the big names gathered in the audience, there are connotations, words in the words, and civilized jokes with open mouth, dripping water.
said in an interview later that I was completely open at the time, letting Xiao Cui come to attack the city, how fun, this is a confrontation of wisdom.
Although the people in the audience looked very comfortable, some people said that Zhou was said to be too harsh by Cui, but the person involved didn't care at all, whether he really didn't care or was dumb eating huanglian and it was hard to tell, only he knew it in his heart .
