Letās talk about the funny points of the film one after another. From the beginning, it is a typical vulgar creation method of online movies. In the first five minutes, there must be sexual content. Of course, the content at the beginning cannot be called a joke, but can only be called the screenwriter and director's unique thinking. What kind of start is this?
The Japanese invaders are fighting in the streets with our anti-Japanese comrades. This is a fierce moment. At this time, a group of female students passed by. By the way, when it comes to street fighting, where do the female students come from, or are there a large group of them? However, the screenwriter and director have such a unique brain circuit, because in the first five minutes, a dirty joke is needed.
Sure enough, the street fighting stopped, the leader of the Japanese invaders found the most beautiful one among the female students, and started a story that everyone knows. I really can't think about this here. Otherwise, movie fans will ask, when the two armies are fighting, the Japanese leader is doing this on the street, isn't he afraid of being counterattacked by our army? The leader of the Japanese invaders could do this on the street, so why were these Japanese soldiers indifferent to so many remaining female students?
Next, the sister of the defiled female student came to fight with the Japanese leader. My sister hit the wall and committed suicide. My sister fought with the Japanese leader a few times, but nothing happened and she was not killed. At this time, the Shenqiao section comes. The male protagonist of the film directly shoots the heads of these Japanese invaders one after another. It is really a pattern of beating a group of Japanese invaders. The male protagonist rescues the female protagonist and begins to teach her sniper skills.
The heroine is already in her twenties, but she started learning from scratch, both in sniping and fighting, and was trained to become a sniper master in a short period of time. By the way, this kind of crash course in sniping can only appear in anti-Japanese masterpieces. After the quick completion, the heroine began to become one of us and began to fight against the Japanese invaders. How did it hit? Playing cards with a group of rich ladies, playing, playing, they went upstairs and killed the Japanese leader. Then, the heroine changed into a lace cheongsam and continued playing cards.
More magical content continues to be staged. Our army is about to attack the county town. Therefore, our army's spies need to steal the Japanese invaders' city defense plans. And how to steal it? It turned out to be nightclub mode. I donāt know why, anti-Japanese dramas and anti-Japanese movies all like this nightclub model-at the beginning, the women with Internet celebrity faces wear less clothes, and then sing and dance. Then, the Japanese aggressor leader canāt stand it anymore, and then, The two of them are about to start having sex. Then, the dancing lesbian is ours again, and the lesbian begins to seduce the Japanese leader...
In this magical film, the one who makes the audience laugh the most is probably the Internet celebrity girl. The Lord's awl face is gone. If other actors have also undergone plastic surgery and are more angular, then this time, the Internet celebrity's angular appearance is simply irritating to the eyes. By the way, are these edges and corners really good-looking? The leader of the Japanese invaders has never seen the world again, and he can't see such an Internet celebrity face, so he is still interested, right? This is where our anti-Japanese mythical movies goofing off.
Farce content continues to be staged. Where did the Japanese leader put his city defense map? It was actually placed on the neck of my coat. In other words, bringing a city defense map to pick up girls is not a clever idea for the screenwriter and director. Wouldn't it be safer to put this city defense map in the Japanese invaders' office? Wouldn't it be better if it was placed in a military camp? It doesn't, it has to be put inside the coat, and it has to be seduced.
Looking at it, the length of the video is almost over, and itās time to stir up emotion. The hero and heroine began to join forces to fight the Japanese snipers. The male protagonist used himself as a bait to let the Japanese sniper fire 9 shots, causing the Japanese sniper rifle to be scrapped.By the way, is the Japanese sniper rifle a limited edition? Can only fire ten shots? Isnāt this Japanese invader a little stupid? Why not bring an extra sniper rifle? If this Japanese invader could jump out of the screen and speak, he would definitely say, "What can I do to meet such a screenwriter and director?"
The male protagonist was beaten into a sieve. Of course, the heroine will snipe the Japanese invaders with the last shot. The finale, of course, is that our side wins again, and the Japanese invaders are completely wiped out. I thought the general attack in the final story was the grand scene of our army attacking the county town. Fortunately, no, otherwise, if we make another Italian cannon between the second battalion commander and me, we can only watch it as a comedy. It would be better to have fewer anti-Japanese movies like
. (Text/Ma Qingyun)
