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Wangda really never disappoints people, infinitely refreshing the audience's bottom line again and again.
Do you still remember how many people have had their filters shattered on the ground through Internet University in the past two years?
How many veteran Hong Kong stars still come to "just eat" when they are old? The plot is watery, the appearance is hip-shaking, and the temperament is very oily.
From Gillian to Chen Haomin, from Ma Jingtao to Lu Liangwei, the women have to pretend to be young and dance with bucket waists, while the male actors are even more upright and fair, and they can be married as granddaughters.
As for the large number of Internet movies, most of them still rely on revealing flesh and large-scale plots to attract audiences.
plays a marginal role and integrates vulgar elements into the movie with confidence, as if it doesn't cost money, and the audience deserves to be the villain.
No, another IP has suffered.
Young audiences may not know how classic "New Dragon Inn" is, which has made it onto the film history reputation list.
can be said to be a beautiful girl in three steps, and a beautiful girl in five steps.
The strong martial arts atmosphere combined with the professionalism of the old Hong Kong star, the dual enjoyment of sight and hearing, just the two names Brigitte Lin and Maggie Cheung appeared in front of their eyes, I think many people have begun to fall in love with it.
However, when the classic among classics hit the word "Internet University", this reputation suddenly dropped to the ground.
"New Dragon Inn" was unfortunately "shot". It was fabricated and then landed in Taojia to meet the audience.
As expected, the feedback from the audience was very consistent -
in two words: ugly!
three words: so ugly!
In the previous "New Dragon Inn", the men were handsome and the women were beautiful. Although Liang Jiahui did not follow the serious appearance route, he could indeed play the strong contrast between Zhou Huai'an and outside, and he was even relatively handsome in appearance.
Not to mention Maggie Cheung and Brigitte Lin, the entire entertainment industry has been unable to find meal replacements for decades.
However, in the 2024 version of "New Dragon Inn", the male and female protagonists have become like this -
There is really no harm without comparison. At this level, he dares to act in a classic film, let alone acting, even cosplay will be laughed at Bar?
We will talk about Lou Yixiao later. Most of the audience should be unfamiliar with this male protagonist.
Liang Sen made a small splash in an online talent show, but no matter how good his brother was at dancing, he was far behind in acting.
After Zhou Huai'an appeared on the stage with a look of being drained of energy, I thought he was playing "A Chinese Ghost Story".
The appearance of Chen Zhipeng does not mean much.
Even celebrities who have passed through the center of the earth can become guest stars. His acting skills are mediocre and his makeup is so eye-catching that I couldn't recognize him at first glance.
Of course, when watching a movie, you can’t just watch the actors. What if the plot is good?
Still the same sentence -
You can always believe in the Internet University (it will do miracles).
can wipe away all the edges and make people feel nothing. "New Dragon Inn" also has something to it.
At the beginning, a woman was lying delicately on the ground, and started to lift her skirt directly from behind.
couldn't hide his naked seductive expression, and the director didn't care that the actor's nose looked like it could pierce his chin. Anyway, it was a forced seduction.
It's a good Longmen Inn. As soon as you enter the door, several women in cool clothes come up to "stick it up". I don't know whether it is an inn or a brothel.
If the supporting characters are revealed, of course it won’t be interesting. After all,
does show some beauty, and the supporting characters' faces and acting skills are not very recognizable, and the audience is not interested in watching it.
But, the heroine is different.
Yes, you heard it right, Lou Yixiao not only came to play the role of Internet star, but also took on the task of "exposing her flesh". As soon as
came up, the camera was shot directly from the leg web.
Even when sitting, he has to expose his thighs.
's thick calves make people feel no desire, and the red flat shoes look like "my breasts are sitting on the bed".
Lou Yixiao also deliberately pretends that "I am very beautiful" and "has very long legs". Is this meat suit with gold and jade really good-looking?
If I guessed correctly, does she want to perform such an effect -
Now that Lou Yixiao is mentioned, the audience has more to say.
She doesn’t expose her figure, and at the same time, she can’t let go. Lou Yixiao’s scenes are really hard for me to swallow these days.
Moreover, this girl is completely different from the previous "Love Apartment" from the inside out.
’s face is like a big steamed bun freshly baked.
It was swollen and stiff, and the forehead was bulging out. Even though it was like this, the facial muscles were still moving downwards, and the whole face was completely unable to express any expression.
Especially when Lou Yixiao smiles, his apples will fall down to his chin.
's deportment is strong and sturdy.
In fact, as you can see from the above stills, Lou Yixiao is not fat, she just has a swollen face, but her figure is okay.
And in the past few years, Lou Yixiao has also followed a fresh and refined ancient style on various red carpets.
However, this is such an ancient style enthusiast who promotes Chinese culture everywhere. He wears ancient clothes but has hunched shoulders.
To be honest, if the photo studio produces such effects, it will have to compensate the customers.
's acting skills are also winking.
Maybe it’s because this face is so stiff that it can’t express any expression, or maybe it’s because I haven’t filmed seriously in so many years.
Lou Yixiao's acting skills are full of traces, and his expressions either widen his eyes or wink.
As soon as he reads the lines, all the movable parts of his face want to move. His extremely fake acting skills and fake face are so fake that he can't even watch an online short drama.
In addition, Lou Yixiao's action scenes are even more funny.
I still remember Maggie Cheung's version of "New Dragon Inn", which was so memorable because of its high-level martial arts scenes that it even directly won the Golden Horse Award.
But now when it comes to Lou Yixiao, it would be outrageous for his rival actors not to laugh.
This sister couldn't even stand firmly. Anyway, she just ran sideways and forward in two directions. At the same time, she made random movements with her hands, and finally stretched out a hand and pretended to release the concealed weapon.
To be honest, I laugh every time I watch it. A scene like
can actually be included in the feature film. It can really fool the audience.
Conclusion
Whether it is plot or acting, the new version of "New Dragon Inn" is simply "five thunders".
And Lou Yixiao has actually fallen to this level. It is quite embarrassing to play such a shocking role in the Internet University.
After all, the members of the "Love Apartment" team have developed their own place now.
plays the magical Wang Chuanjun of Guan Gu. He has become a capable actor who can carry the entire movie's acting skills, and the "little aunt" has also made a small appearance.
Chen He is so leisurely that he and Deng Chao can have a couple scenes in a variety show, which will give them good exposure.
Sun Yizhou, who plays Lu Ziqiao, actually started to cooperate with Zhang Yimou, and Li Jinming also brought out a lot of sparks.
As for Lou Yixiao, the star of "Love Apartment" and the actor with the best reputation, 15 years later, he still has to show his naked body to become a big star on the Internet. It can only be said that there is no harm without comparison.
As for the audience, they can only be slandered by bad websites again and again.
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