As we all know, Kate, Princess of Wales, was hospitalized for abdominal surgery some time ago. To put it into perspective, the last time she appeared was last Christmas, and it has been more than two months now:
(Kate's last appearance)
The royal family refused to disclose Kate's specific condition, only saying that it was "planned surgery" ", the rest will be kept confidential, "will only be shared when important new information emerges." The problem with
is that there are certain doubts about the so-called "planning".
Before Christmas last year, the "Daily Telegraph" reported that William and Kate would visit Italy for the first time in early 2024:
(report at the time)
This visit has the nature of diplomacy between the two countries and is very official, so " The possibility of the Telegraph spreading rumors is extremely slim. But the visit did not take place because on January 17, Kensington Palace issued a statement saying that Kate was hospitalized.
If it is really a "planned operation", then the operation and the visit will definitely conflict. Will the royal family make such a stupid mistake?
This shows that Kate's condition is likely to be sudden.
In addition, the royal family's ambiguous attitude of being so defensive is also arousing suspicion.
In fact, Kate was discharged from the hospital as early as January 29, and now a full month has passed, and still no photos have been leaked.
Compared with previous years, Kate was discharged from the hospital less than seven hours after giving birth to her third child and took beautiful photos :
(Beautiful photos after giving birth to her third child)
Makeup, hair, clothes, demeanor, everything. Impeccable, only the slightly bulging belly can still tell that she has just given birth to a baby.
Although the complexion may not be good after the operation, it is still strange that there is no movement after such a long time.
On the other hand, the British media has relatively little coverage of Kate. In fact, most of the news sources used in this article come from the United States. This is a rare occasion for the British tabloids, which usually love gossip, not to use all their connections to dig deeper. .....
For example, on the podcast "The Royal Rota" earlier this month, royal editor Chris Ship was invited, and he was quite cautious:
"We were told that she wanted to keep her medical records private. . This is her right, so you don’t have to guess."
(The original words are "no one's job is therefore to speculate", but the British speak more euphemistically, which can actually be understood as "no need to guess"... ...)
(the royal rota podcast)
Considering the special "symbiotic" relationship between the royal family and the media, maybe there is some agreement between the two sides?
But the royal hands are not that long after all.
After Kate was hospitalized, Spanish news reporter Concha Calleja reported "Kate's life was in critical condition, and the royal family almost set up an entire hospital to recover",
"The operation itself went well, but serious complications occurred after the operation, and the doctor had to Put her into a coma and intubate her”...
(A Spanish program’s report on Kate)
In short, it makes sense, and some other Spanish news also reproduced this statement.
However, before the impact spread, Buckingham Palace fiercely refuted the Spanish side, saying that their report was "complete nonsense", suppressing the heat of the matter.
(Buckingham Palace dismissed it as "nonsense")
But Buckingham Palace's actions are a bit like whack-a-mole - if the official does not come forward, rumors like this (let's consider them rumors) will only increase, and the royal family will not stop They knew this, but they just held it in.
I was holding back until yesterday. William was originally scheduled to attend the memorial service of the godfather Constantine II and recite a passage. However, at the last minute, he issued a statement saying that he had canceled the event due to "personal issues".
(William claims to have "private issues")
As usual, the royal family continues to be the Riddler, without revealing what the "private issues" actually are.
However, in a press release to the media, several royal aides said in a superfluous manner:
"Kate is continuing to recover and is in good condition."
(The royal aide is "superfluous")
No one asked this?
On the bright side, maybe they are worried about the public guessing, so they are taking precautions;
On the worst side, it feels like there is no silver here... ...
I hope it is good news...
In short, during the period when Kate disappeared, the speculations of netizens and the media have been updated one version after another.
even had a special tag called "# "whereiskate", the theories in it are more outrageous than the last.
We have "Zhen Huan Studies", but they have a strong tendency to develop "Kate Studies"...
Thousands of words can't compare to one expression from a netizen Package:
(Netizens said they have gone crazy with the research)
It should be noted that all the theories below in are all without any substantial evidence and can only be watched for fun.
[Version 1: Kate suffers from mental illness/anorexia 】
"Let's assume Kate suffers from mental illness/anorexia. If she's hiding it, isn't she further stigmatizing mental illness? "
"Don't William and Kate have been promoting "resisting the stigma of mental illness" all year round? "
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
But in fact, Kate has shown a sunny and healthy image for many years, and there is no sign of psychological problems.
This is a bit suspicious of shooting an arrow first and then drawing a target.
[Version 2: William Kate Facing marriage changes]
“I think Kate finally couldn’t bear William’s cheating and gave him a divorce agreement. But recently Charles discovered that he was about to die, so Buckingham Palace said, 'The king cannot be single', so now they are desperate to let Kate stay, but Kate is unwilling..."
(Conspiracy theory from netizens)
There are indeed some rumors about the so-called "William's cheating".
In 2019, a British tabloid said that William cheated on him and Kate's mutual friend Rose Hanbury. The latter is still a married woman, and her husband is the seventh The Marquis of Cholmondeley....
(rose hanbury)
Of course, the gossip is quite explosive, but the authenticity should not be high.
Because William's lawyer later sent legal letters to several tabloids, saying that he would sue them for defamation , and then no one dared to spread it randomly...
(William's lawyer issued a lawyer's letter)
If there was real evidence, this reaction should not have happened.
[Version 3: William's domestic violence]
"Let me go. At this. William was known to have a bad temper at times. What if he domestically abused Kate? It was a serious injury and required reconstructive surgery, which would take a long time to recover. "
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
This guess is actually not very reliable.
Public figures of their level are photographed almost anytime and anywhere. If they are really scarred, they may have been reported in the newspaper... .
However, there have always been rumors such as "William is not good to Kate":
When attending the wedding, he secretly gestured to Kate to tell her to leave...
It is said that Kate is very controlling...
It is said that Kate always takes time Dealing with William's anger...
It is said that William gave Kate some pua-style nicknames...
(various rumors)
Anyway, there are many rumors, but none of them are solid. It's a matter of opinion.
The above versions are relatively serious. The following is where netizens give full play to the chaotic attributes:
[Version 4: Kate goes to grow bangs]
"Don't worry, I finally figured out where Kate is:"
"Bangs It usually takes 3 to 4 months to grow out..."
"I think Kate was missing for several weeks because her bangs were cut to pieces"
(Conspiracy theory from netizens)
She's crazy!
[Version 5: Kate went for plastic surgery/got a Brazilian butt lift]
"How long does it take to recover from a Brazilian butt lift?"
"Two to three months."
(Conspiracy theories from netizens)
"Kate returns and shows herself The result of removing the buccal fat pad is like: "
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
"The way Kate finished the Brazilian butt lift, holding a glass of lemonade brought back from the 'Willy Wonka Experience' be like:"
(Conspiracy theory from netizens)
As for what the “Willy Wonka Experience” is, you can click here.
Speaking of this joke, then:
[Version 6: Kate went to the "Willy Wonka Experience" to work as a waitress]
"Big news: Kate appeared at the Willy Wonka Experience!!!"
(Conspiracy theories from netizens )
The frustration of the staff... fits the eight characters of "In the adult world, fairy tales are shattered".
(Picture of netizen p)
[Version 7: Kate goes to participate in The Masked Singer]
"When The Masked Singer reveals that the person is Kate, we will all look stupid."
(Netizen's conspiracy theory )
[Version 8: Kate learns "Gone Girl" to take revenge on William]
This is just one picture, but it has spread quite widely...
(picture of netizen p)
The original picture is actually a still. Da Ben forced a smile...
(original stills)
[Version 9: Kate is actually Banksy]
"Banksy has not released any new works since Kate disappeared. Coincidence?"
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
banksy He is an anonymous British artist who has been very active for many years, but no one knows who he is.
Now Kate has disappeared, and Banksy has also disappeared...
"The two have never appeared at the same time, the argument is successful!"
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
[Version 10: Camilla assassinated the entire royal family and became the ultimate big killer Winner]
"Elizabeth passed away, Charles got cancer, Princess Diana passed away, Kate disappeared..."
"I think we all know who is behind the scenes"
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
[Version 11: William secretly killed Kate]
"I read a lot of Kate conspiracy theories tonight. After reading them, I came to a conclusion: William obviously ended her because Charles was not going to die soon and he didn't want Kate to be his princess."
"This is the only explanation. I can't bear to sleep."
(Conspiracy theory of netizens)
[Version 12: Kate donates a kidney to Charles]
"I have no interest in the royal family, but I am totally enjoying it There are various conspiracy theories about Kate. One of them is my favorite: "
"Kate donated a kidney to Charles in order to one day become queen, and now she is recovering..."
( Conspiracy theories from netizens)
The more you guess, the more outrageous it gets...
Of course, it's still the same sentence. All the above theories have no evidence and are for entertainment only.
The current news given by the royal family is that Kate will not be able to resume work until after Easter at the earliest. This year, Easter is March 31, which is equivalent to April.
It seems that if no explanation is given for a whole month, netizens will be able to pick up a copy of "Kateology: Compulsory Course One" on the spot...
If the royal family can be so calm, they still can't help but break the riddle. What about human status?
Just look at this month...
