It’s almost New Year’s Eve, and it’s time for the annual sheep count. Here, Sheep first wishes everyone a prosperous and prosperous new year, and then officially enters the beginning of Sheep's year-end review - [Annual List of Interesting Facts]. Let's take a look at what this y

It’s almost New Year’s Eve, and it’s time for the annual sheep count.

Here, Sheep first wishes everyone a glorious and prosperous new year,

Then we officially enter the beginning of Sheep's year-end review - [Annual Interesting News List], let us take a look at this year's events. Something new will happen that will make you laugh out loud!

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The domineering aunt spoils

The purple stars that fall from the sky in 2023 are all in the panda world.

The sexy dance of popular male panda Lingyan,

directly caused the live broadcast room to be banned for ten minutes,

countless fans cried out for him,

my whole body is only black and white,

how does it involve color?

And Ye Cong's transformation from "a handsome male model to a lively sweet girl",

also shocked the whole network.

From then on, not only did Grandpa Tan call He Ye from "He! Ye!",

changed to "Ye~Ye~",

The park also began to stage the drama of "the daughter of the princess spoiled her fiercely",

stuffing frogs into her mouth The black history was whitewashed into:

"Having fun in the sports venue".

and Sister Ye, the female star Huahua, have their own hot-searched physiques.

directly sent themselves to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

The ratings,

shouldn’t it increase because of our top-notch girls?

Fubao, who is closely related to Huahua, is also prospering in Korea. With

's order,

was directly supported by the Koreans as the new commander-in-chief.

In April this year,

Fubao will return to the embrace of the motherland.

However, some aunts in China and South Korea are happy and some are worried.

The Korean aunts who were reluctant to leave Fubao began to practice Chinese hard.

shouted "No"

Chinese EEs who are waiting for the treasure to return focus on pampering,

letting the children eat freely after returning,

But I believe that no matter where Fu Bao lives,

They can all grow up healthy and happy ~

You say (chew chew),

Our top giant panda in the world (chew chew)

Who is studying Didian (chew chew)

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? House collapsed?

's sentence "My life is also my life",

has made countless netizens think that my literature is popular all over the Internet.

It can be seen that the monkeys in Kunming Zoo are dragging and pulling,

using the kitten that catches mice for them as a toy,

Netizens have a hard fist,

has since deleted all the emoticons in the library Hey guys,

has officially blacklisted the monkey species.

Fortunately, the cat has been rescued now.

has also grown a new beard.

has started grooming himself to pay attention to his image.

I hope that the kitten can be a happy cat for the rest of his life~

Except of course,

those For more than ten years, he has ignored questions from the outside world.

has no regard for the life and death of kittens.

only wants to glorify and blame humans when something goes wrong and treats monkeys as rescuers.

is the real culprit behind the incident who should be despised

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Can you get money by setting up a character?

Want to save money painlessly? Pretend to understand literature.

As we all know,

the cost of raising a baby is not very high now.

The gold-eating beasts start to act as money shredders when they are still in their mother's belly.

So the urban beauties had an idea,

set up a single and independent female persona for themselves, "removing the father and leaving the son",

began to pretend to be pregnant to save money.

It looks like all the money was used to raise the child,

In fact, every sum of money goes into his own pocket.

What kind of gold-eating beast is this? This nourishment is clearly Pixiu!

Don't like children?

Then try a pretend version that is more suitable for the "love brain" physique:

Fall in love with a milk dog ~

When the milk dog trembles,

you can feel the puppy wagging its tail crazily;

When the milk dog opens its mouth,

you will I couldn't help but buy him a jellycat plush pendant.

But a smart woman,

even if she is deeply in love,

must have both money and love.

If you want to advocate living for yourself,

then become a reserve female star,

reduce fat and shape, skin care and body, improve yourself...

After all, in order to make a debut, you have to spend money!

Although we think we are cyber stars,

all we have saved is real money.

After all, I am away from home.

The persona was given by myself, and the money was saved today. There is nothing wrong with

.

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The wind of "listening to advice" is blowing hard

Now I am really sweating...

I didn't expect that the wind of "listening to advice" is blowing all over the world.

Recently, many foreign friends have flocked to domestic websites.

spoke loose Chinese,

held up a "Listen to advice" slogan, and

asked netizens to provide themselves with some suggestions for appearance modification.

As warm-hearted Chinese as we are,

will naturally not let go of this opportunity to play the real-life version of Miracle Nuannuan.

thoughtfully attaches various keywords,

makes it easier for foreign netizens to find tutorials,

also translates the suggestions into

translations that are easier for them to understand,

Some people have summarized the general formula for boys' transformation:

165 learns from Yin Shihang, 170 learns from Tan Jianci, 180 learns from Bai Jingting,

slightly wears a mask, and the members of the boy band all agree.

Some people also get vaccinated in advance.

said that even if they want to reform, they have to endure the "insult" from netizens.

Foreign netizens:

It doesn’t matter, I think their “insult” is more poetic.

No wonder I always write letters of advice when writing English essays.

It turns out that this is where I gain experience.

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If you want to get rich, go crazy first

The most meritorious sentence this year:

Thanks to Li Jiaou,

allows us to witness a hearty commercial war of domestic products.

pretended to pick up paper shells in the trash can, but

was in the comment area everywhere with other domestic product group CPs hyping

's wuli bee flower.

's main thing is to carry out the tea art to the end,

"My sister and I are together, and my brother will not be angry. "Bar"

"It doesn't matter to me even if sister forgets what we did before"

Manager Jiaduobao was doing a live broadcast of washing her hair upside down,

bringing the flag set by countless people into reality,

Every hair is hidden deeply Merit and fame.

Vitality 28 The little old man said

"children",

summoned all the shareholders and teachers from all over the network to Huaguoshan (live broadcast room)

to hold a meeting with them,

The conspicuous package carefully played out my mental state directly,

"Put down personal qualities and enjoy a wonderful life"

interprets it vividly ~

Domestic product commercial war,

seems to be the "war" of "war",

is actually the "bloom" of "blooming".

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Call your cubs tomorrow

Today’s elderly people can not only get pentakills in games in the middle of the night,

they can also score high in various learning places.

The famous Douyin Vocational and Technical College,

is full of countless old people who want progress.

There are a bunch of cooking bloggers who steam eggs into sponges

Mother-in-laws ask for tips,

There are a lot of gardening videos below that grow flowers until they lose vital signs

The uncles say goodbye and share their experiences,

There are also people who are learning Pinyin in a joyful classroom. ,

no longer has to bombard his children with 60 seconds of voice.

Offline university for the elderly,

satisfies the desire of countless elderly people to return to their youth.

In the calculus class,

they returned to the university campus,

's confused eyes

revealed regret for not grabbing the back seat.

Regarding homework,

they returned to high school, and

their indulgence during the holidays

led to the craziness of making up for homework before the start of school.

In terms of interpersonal relationships,

they returned to junior high school,

the phrase "forming cliques"

made them rebellious truant teenagers.

When entering class,

they returned to kindergarten,

carrying small schoolbags no bigger than their heads,

making the "family short" promise to "pick them up after school".

I thought that they could study with peace of mind after going to school.

After communicating with the teacher, I realized that

this generation of parents is too difficult to take care of.

I want the teacher to prevent late love.

Who knows that not only does she smoke, drink and perm her hair,

she also starts dating other men in a house.

asked my grandma why she was standing in the aisle,

someone said that she started swearing at other female classmates while she was in class.

I was worried that I would not be able to adapt to study on the first day.

As a result, I didn't cry a single cry,

I was even called a "trumpet"

There were even more disobedient ones,

the teacher even called the "little kid" over for a meeting.

Let’s just say,

With the current conditions,

my grandma’s last 985 must have been a waste of talent.

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"Sister Lang" and "Brother Pi" sub-stages

After everyone's concept of marriage has changed,

weddings are no longer a large temple fair!

Some people drive themselves to pick up their husbands and go home.

The boss has a very good temperament.

Some people have fired the first shot of anti-drinking.

Even drinking a glass of wine is pearl milk tea.

Some people directly teleported guests to the site of the bodybuilding competition.

Those who get married do all sorts of things, and

their friends and parents also score well.

The best man who picked up the bride then took over, and

took over an English CET-4 answer sheet.

’s father talked and talked,

supported a whole "Talk Show Conference".

In fact, with so many changes,

everyone just wants to break

the perception that "weddings are a handover ceremony about female ownership".

Behind a wedding that is full of tricks, takes eccentric swords, and dares to challenge tradition,

is just two sincere hearts that want to pursue equality, freedom and love~

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On the family status of college students

The current situation of contemporary college students:

The mother is worried when her son travels thousands of miles, and when he returns home his status is not as good as that of a dog.

promised before the holiday that there would be big fish and meat when he came back, but

stayed for a few days and could only eat the New Year's goods in secret.

Of course, this cannot be completely blamed on our parents.

They may not have thought that

Putting New Year's goods and college students together

is equivalent to a mouse entering a rice barn.

The difference is that the mouse stops when it is full,

Some people can still eat after resting for a while.

has a box of cherries,

gets pampered once every five minutes on average,

takes a box of cherries today, but

won’t even be able to take photos tomorrow.

Grandma made pork skin jelly,

showed off all the evidence in one night and eliminated the evidence,

Grandma thought she had turned into a goldfish.

If you have younger brothers, you will become a younger brother, but if you don’t have younger brothers, you will become a dog.

Even if the younger brother only weighs 36 pounds,

he can still shoulder a huge burden.

After the show was strong,

they also began to realize their own artistic pursuits

Mom:

I don’t understand Guobao’s special attack,

but I know a little about boxing.

Until now,

even fireworks are not allowed in college students' houses.

After all, it is difficult for normal people to judge their mental state.

Although the foodie character has been deeply rooted in the hearts of parents,

college students are still trying to restore their own image,

so they focus on the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren.

taught grandpa how to play with mobile phones,

taught the old man so much that he stopped planting.

played until midnight every day,

and the grass grew three feet high in the field.

took his grandma to play games.

The two of them stayed up late to play games.

didn't wake up until 119 came to the door the next day.

was chased by his uncle and aunt for three streets.

I brought durian to my grandma,

and it ended up bringing out a bunch of unfilial sons,

Grandma:

I have lived for more than ninety years,

How did I get such good food?

accompanied my grandpa during the operation.

Each of them had a cup of milk tea.

He drank so much that his eyes narrowed.

From then on, he became addicted to milk tea.

There is nothing left to eat and nothing to do,

Now facing college students,

the only way is to be Dehua to take care of children.

However, when I saw the cold words in the comment area:

"The children and grandma have worked so hard, what's so funny?"

Who can not break the defense!

So does anyone come to save the college students,

they feel like they are about to break.

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A woman who shook half of the academic circle

Aunt Goose Legs,

A woman who made Tsinghua University and Peking University red-faced.

The aunt who originally sold roast goose legs at Renmin University and Peking University

went to Tsinghua University to set up a stall one day and was gone forever.

So, students from Peking University, Renmin University and Tsinghua University,

jointly caused a stir in half of the academic circles in Beijing. Leg defense.

Over there, the students from the National People’s Congress were crying.

tried to use spare literature to arouse the aunt’s sympathy.

Here, the goose legs of Peking University completely broke the defense.

expressed his longing for his aunt with a screen-full of confessions.

At this time,

the goose leg group in Tsinghua University were discussing how to take the first bite of the goose leg reverently after getting it.

Today there are only two types of people left in Beijing’s academic circle:

Those who have eaten goose legs, and those who have never eaten goose legs.

Ordinary people:

Let me see what profound scholarship these talented people are doing?

Oh, they are just seriously grabbing the goose legs.

I can’t imagine,

In 2020, my aunt’s network will be like that of the heroine of Shuangwen...

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The most popular career of the year

Although there is no "Annual Comedy Competition" this year,

I am crazy about reading the articles. The hotel bureau’s fancy activities

are even funnier than the show.

During May Day, we knew that tourists were busy "entering Zibo for barbecue",

Zibo Cultural Tourism launched the slogan

"If there are three people, there must be a skewer master",

let the car after car of pigs and lambs return The embrace of cumin.

The charcoal-burning guy was so busy that he became one with charcoal.

Even if he was burned from a cold white skin to a gray rat, he didn't dare to lose his temper.

Kicking Mazhazi down was his last stubbornness.

The fat little boy who served the food was bored when he came home from school.

There were so many people eating skewers that it made him face blind.

Yelling loudly was his last resort.

The owner of the restaurant grilled skewers until he doubted his life.

Looking at the tourists pouring in as soon as he opened the door,

staying away from the door handle was his last sanity.

People of Zibo:

These two days are more lively than the five kingdoms conquering Qi more than 2,300 years ago.

Recently, I hope that all the little potatoes will come to see the "Binxue Big World".

Erbin Cultural Tourism has shown

the big strategy of "being a distinguished guest in a foreign land",

making one after another locals feel chilled.

Erbin, you are really a stranger.

It turns out that you know that the Central Street is slippery.

You know that the door curtain is heavy.

You know that candied haws cannot be moved home instantly.

You know that roasted sweet potatoes will burn your mouth if you chew them directly.

Even what is served on the table is sweet tofu,

So good,

After the family came,

even the orthodox status of salty tofu was abandoned.

Seeing how hard the "Bordeaux Red Wine" cp worked,

netizens in other places couldn't sit still.

They all encouraged their own cultural and tourism directors.

The director of Shaanxi resurrected the First Emperor,

The director of Shandong is best at doing Cosprey,

The director of Anhui dared to jump Huangshan without a leash,

The director of Sichuan made great efforts to achieve the small goal of "one person, one panda".

Okay,

you are all thinking about my 1800 living expenses, right?

Take everything you want.

Our end-of-year anecdotal inventory is here~

New Year's Eve is approaching,

I wonder if the sisters are still at work,

or have they returned to their warm homes?

Dijiang has seen various ways to go home recently, and

looks at each of them with a warm heart.

Someone has been wandering abroad for more than five years.

pretended to be a customer and went to his mother's stall.

gave his mother a huge surprise.

Someone pretended to be a waiter in the store,

deliberately spilled water on my father's hand.

After my father recognized it, they burst into tears and embraced each other.

Someone asked his brother to lead his child through the door.

The mother thought it was someone else’s child and almost called the police.

After the daughter hiding behind spoke,

the mother realized that this was her grandson.

There are still people who are not busy going home alone,

but become a big protector for others on the road.

not only spends money to buy high-speed rail tickets for the uncle who has worked outside for two years to go home,

also takes a family photo for their family. ,

Even the little bear brought back specially for his daughter also appeared in the photo.

It turns out that the hard work of traveling around can be cured the moment

sees the smiling faces of family members.