all say that the beginning of school is a disaster movie. This disaster film has been performed to the present, and finally a sequel has been released, and it is still a complete set, including inspirational films, bitter films, war films... Then, after Sister Lu finished watching, she just wanted to hahahaha...
, come with Lu Sisters come to enjoy this set of student series of blockbusters-
title
"student blockbuster"
disaster film: start school
inspirational film: crazy make-up work
painful film: I do not want to leave the mobile phone
war film: teacher and student battle
suspense film : Homework is bizarrely missing
Ghost movie: doing homework in the middle of the night
Horror movie: The teacher and his unfinished homework student
Action movie: Playing truant
Liberation movie: Holiday
Film: Student vs. Teacher
Detective Film: Who copied his homework
Youth film: The summer vacation
hastily left After watching the title, and then enjoy the line selection, you don’t believe it, you don’t laugh-
line selection one
free Goddess, this hand is holding a torch, and this hand is holding a book. This tells us that we must learn even if the power is out.
lines excerpts 2
Daily Poison: Life is not only about the moments in front of you, but also the poems that you can’t understand and the distance you can’t reach. The "scripts" above
all come from teacher Zheng Ying's circle of friends of Hangzhou Tianhang Experimental School. The screenwriters are the students from Class 7 (2) she led.
"Don't think that only extroverted students will write these joking words with teachers. Many of these are written by introverted students. Students with good grades will write them. Students with average grades are also very funny." Zheng The teacher smiled and said that only when the teacher has a good relationship with the students will the students open up, joking with the teacher without any scruples, and telling the teacher their troubles.
Because of this intention, all the students she leads are brilliant. The ability of this group of students to write jokes this year is no less than last year. Sister
deer has collected a batch. Parents can call their children to watch together and relax during the weekend:
text articles
daily poison:
bamboo took four years to take root, and it was made into bamboo shoots in the early fifth year. .
There are some things that cannot be changed by hard work. For example, no matter how good the design is, fifty yuan is not flattering.
Teacher Zheng replied: The daily poison of this cargo is really a mudslide
Yesterday I dreamed that I was swimming in the sea, swimming between Africa and Europe. God asked me what this strait is. If you get the wrong answer, you can do it, I think I haven't figured it out for a long time, and then I woke up...
Teacher Zheng replied: Disciple, I am too obsessed with social studies, teacher
, can I say pi backwards, do you believe it?
Enter the password to check the answer:
Teacher Zheng Reply: 6666
buy the British cut to death, to death, peripheral drops, Freith! (Teacher, please translate)
Teacher Zheng replied: "My English is different", my apprentice.
finished the English listening test and realized a truth: there are some things that only people who understand
want to sleep at night, but homework is not allowed;
wants to get up in the morning, but the quilt is not allowed.
I am too difficult!
There is a difference between genius and talent:
, so as long as you are a talent, you can become a genius...
Uplink: Recently eat cake and eat softly
Downlink: Do your homework every day and write down
horizontal batch : First sweet, then bitter
I realized the truth of life: learning is not all of life, but you can't even conquer learning, so what's the meaning of your life?
! I'm so hard!
Comics
Oh no! The teacher was caught by a flying saucer! This is how to do?
So they want the teacher to teach them to class! (It can be seen how popular knowledge is!)
Teacher Zheng replied: The life of a teacher is in your hands. May my apprentice be compassionate for
. The biggest advantage of this (person) is love to learn, and the biggest disadvantage is learning. will not. (Invincible)
You hurt me, but you laughed away!
is shot by my mother for 5 minutes every day~ before
did not attend gym class, after attending...
Mount Everest height: 8848m
Homework height: 9000What do you think of the homework, the actual homework, and the homework
in the eyes of the parents of teacher m
? Did you smile with your abs? Which joke do you like best? Remember to click "Watching" to share with more friends!
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: Shen Menghe Chen Hongcheng
Editing/production: Shen Menghe Chen Hongcheng
