Author: Zixuan Gong
First of all, let's look at the report of Wuchen Temple. The mayor's office released a message that 500 great masters were protesting at the city's family planning department and asked for sterilization. The Pandaren daily reported that the grass-roots pandaren star Chen Qi participated in the annual Pandaren Contest, but lost the last place. The manager said that he would arrange to see a psychiatrist for counseling.
Then let's look at the news of the Black Front Fortress. According to relevant sources, a large number of ice DK collectively accuse the union tanks of deliberately pulling the monster away when they opened the dragon spray. The special habit of the evil DK's face rolling on the keyboard has a downward trend. Chen was collectively poisoned and suspected to have eaten puffed food from a certain brand of Crispy Corner. The case is currently under investigation.
Let’s take a look at the news of the Jagged Battlefield. It is said that there are signs of large-scale differentiation among the three warriors. Warrior T discriminates against the other two warriors, claiming that he is the orthodox DPS. There has been no violent conflict. According to the reporter’s unannounced visit, It turns out that Weapon War and Furious War are busy applying for collection stones. The news that
went to the magic temple, a large number of mages hoarded food, causing the members of various guilds to show signs of famine. Our reporter received news during an interview that a dwarf player asked the mages to open the door and go home to cook after finishing the dungeon. It turned out that it was the portal of the Dalaran giant pit. At present, the body has more fractures . What news will
come back to the Temple of Faith? According to an entertainment magazine, 78% of the female priest roles are actually operated by male players, and the illusion is extremely revealing and beautiful. Psychologists are currently evaluating the cause of this phenomenon. The news that
came to the Altar of Storms, because the earth element resisted Bwonsamdi's achievements, today the Shaman Hearthstone instant motion was finally officially established, and the shaman players cheered unanimously.
Here in the Emerald Dream, although Mao De and Xiong De have the appearance of a gleaming mage tower, the crowd ignores their existence as if they are shutting down their existence. At present, the two people doubt whether they are biological, and say they will not cry , the crown will drop, but a DNA test will be considered. The labor bureau of the Hunter Hall of
said that the unemployment rate of hunters is currently high, which has caused people to panic, and said that they will make adjustments as soon as possible. It has changed, and the relevant units have been contacted for review.
Let's take a look at the Palace of the Power of Light. During the interview with the reporter, I gradually felt unwell, and there were signs of difficulty in breathing, glare, and dazzling. According to
's report from Devil Abyss, Tang Mou, a 19-year-old young warlock from the Tangmen family, believes that even a warlock with short legs can outperform other professions, as long as he works hard! As a result, during the race, contestant Tang lost blood while speeding up, but in the end he didn't make it to the finish line.......
The reporter of Shadow Rift said that 90% of the thieves currently suffer from crowds. The reason for the phobia is that they are used to the silent occupation hall in the previous version. Only when the exclamation mark of Brighton 5000 appears will they continue to appear one by one, and then disappear one by one.
's last report to Illidari, this morning, a DH was playing in Thunder Cliff and fell to his death unexpectedly. According to witnesses, during the fall, the DH still recited the words "Hi, Hi"
