still remembers when we were young, when everyone generally didn't have any copyright awareness, which led to the varied content of the villain books we read back then. It seems that simply pulling two characters can make them fight, such as Monkey King vs. Transformers and Ultraman. Fighting Black Cat Sheriff Calabash Baby vs. Iron Arm Astro Boy. I thought that with the popularization of copyright awareness, this vulgar framework would disappear, but I did not expect that not only did not disappear, it was actually made into the movie
"Pen" The
story of "Fairy vs. Sadako" takes place in this school. Since it is a campus story, the routine of the bad movie will definitely involve love. Sure enough, in the first five minutes, it was explained that the heroine and the senior are very ambiguous, and the senior sister’s teeth are itchy. I don’t know why almost every movie involving a love triangle on campus is arranged to stimulate the audience’s bladder, but it seems that the bladder is stimulated not only by the audience, but also by the heroine. I have to go to the toilet. Then the hostess walked a long way over the mountains, and finally came to the toilet. This paragraph directly blinded me. The dormitory didn't even have a toilet. The conditions of this school are too bad.
Halfway through, there were ghosts in the bathroom, and the hostess was scared to run away, but unexpectedly, these ghosts were actually the hostess’s rivals, that is, the senior sister who asked someone to pretend to be, and the senior sister made the hostess aggressively. To stay away from school, in order to get some grip on the heroine, the elder sister asked her subordinates to take pictures of the heroine. She thought it was a routine part of a bad movie, but the trend of the plot was completely out of my expectations. A subordinate babbled for a long time, and finally took a picture of the heroine's shoulder. After that, he threatened the heroine with a arrogant attitude and said that he would entangle the senior and post the photo on the Internet.
threatened someone with a photo of the shoulder, this senior But she was really a cruel person. After the hostess went back, he couldn't let go for a long time. When the hostess's two roommates, Xiaolong and Xiaotao, saw that the hostess was almost psychologically distorted, they quickly took her to see a psychologist. Unexpectedly, it was completely useless. Out of breath, the indoor little dragon made a bad move, saying that there was a death video on the Internet, and everyone who watched it would die within seven days, so they found this video and sent it to the school sister
. I believe you guessed it, Sadako Congjing The clip that crawled out of it was just cut out a scare headline and spread it around. Maybe the instigator of this video was the marketing account. The elder sister died after watching it, but the matter was not over. It was in the hostess’s bedroom at midnight. The computer unexpectedly played the death video weirdly. The three hostesses were so scared that they yelled and watched the video intently and said, "It's over, it's not far from death." Three big sisters, you know that this video can't Look, even if you can't turn off the computer, can't you close your eyes, and you are scared to death while watching it, do you really think this is a horror movie? So the next day, Xiaolong received a lunch in the toilet. Seeing that Xiaolong was dead, the little suit and the heroine who were also bitten by Zhenzi were frightened and trembling, so he came up with a clever plan. Although he couldn't beat Zhenzi, but You can ask Bixian for help. I also really admire the brains of these two people. They are entangled by ghosts and dare to ask Bixian. This is like a person who accidentally drank paraquat, but his next solution was to come again. A mouthful of dichlorvos seems to be a poisonous attack, but who knows if the combination of Chinese and Western can be effective?
The two directly invited the pen fairy. After one operation, they didn't expect the pen fairy to come out. Zhenzi climbed out first, and he was just like Zhenzi. When the heroine was about to eat, the pen fairy finally appeared, and then the two ghosts began to fight personally, and finally entered a painting. At this time, the heroine on the side of the two ghosts should have run away, not only I didn’t escape, and I still took a look at the painting with interest. In the face of this behavior, Sadako happily accepted the small set of heads, and the small set died. The heroine also fainted.
The senior who was ambiguous with the heroine was silent for a half. After the movie, I finally remembered my identity as the protagonist, so I happily came out to comfort the heroine to add drama to himself. Unexpectedly, comforting the senior man to find that the heroine was possessed by a ghost, so he hurried to ask Professor Li in the school for help. This professor has a lot of research on ghosts and gods, and he often talks about the theory of spirits in class. I can't complain about this. I really don’t know what the screenwriter thinks. If there is really a teacher in this lecture hall that blatantly promotes feudal superstitions , Was expelled from
a long time ago, but the movie is a movie after all. Because of the director’s guardianship, Professor Li has nothing to do. After learning about the situation, he decided to play the pen fairy with her to see what was going on. It was really extraordinary. After the ceremony, The heroine’s soul was lost, and Professor Li took out an instrument, Saying that this can be psychic, let the seniors go to the spirit world to take a trip to bring the heroine back, but this spirit world is too fake, there is no special effect, the recognition is too low, the visual effect is the same, even the setting No change, this spirit world reflected that their school
male lead, this spirit world saw Bixian and Sadako, this time there was no melee combat, it was a magical duel. After a fight, Bixian summoned Meteor and Sadako to die together. It's too weird, and finally saved the heroine, and then it is the standard ending of the domestic horror movie. The camera turned and the heroine woke up. It turned out that she had been lying with the psychologist. All this was dreaming!
This movie has a rating of 4.0, but he is a farce with veritable logical contradictions, full of loopholes, and extreme vulgarity
