鍵盤俠|東契奇是神隊友太拖後腿特雷楊已不配一時瑜亮

2024-01-27 19:01:33 娛樂頭條 8652℃

[賽後貼]今日nba常規賽，獨行俠客場148-143戰勝老鷹。

雙方數據

獨行俠（25-20）：東契奇73分10籃板7助攻，格林21分2籃板4助攻，萊夫利9分11籃板4助攻，格蘭特-威廉姆斯9分5籃板4助攻；小哈達威13分4籃板3助攻；埃克薩姆9分3助攻。

老鷹（18-27）：特雷-楊30分11助攻3搶斷；約翰遜25分3籃板3助攻，穆雷22分5籃板7助攻，博格達諾維奇24分4籃板2助攻，貝16分7籃板5助攻，卡佩拉10分8籃板，奧孔武8分6籃板。

[–]mavericksturdnagels 378 points an hour ago

one day my children will ask me what it's like to have watched luka play, and i won't even be able to answer...

...because i'll be fucking dead from a heart attack from having to watch this ridiculous team

獨行俠球迷：他日我的孩子若要問我「看東契奇打球是什麼體驗？」，他們需要把問題寫在紙上燒給我...因為那時他們的爸爸早已他媽的心臟病發，死球很多年了！看獨行俠打球要人命啊！！

–]mavericksschwinndoctor 20 points an hour ago

if luka doesnt score 73 we lose how sad is that

獨行俠球迷：要是東契奇沒拿73分的話，今天咱們可就輸了，太悲哀了～

[–]mavericksduckmadfish 1 point 59 minutes ago

it's like the team is legitimately trying to throw the game

獨行俠球迷：今天這獨行俠看上去簡直有點一心求敗的感覺～

[–]chinasacred_excrement 18 points an hour ago

man scored 73 shooting 75 percent from the floor, only had 5 turnovers, and they won by only 5

中國球迷：我去...這東契奇...75%的命中率砍下73分，只有5次失誤，然而獨行俠最後竟然只贏了5分...

[–][dal] dirk nowitzkimillionaire007 4 points an hour ago

the dallas sillies

獨行俠球迷：綜上所述，我們是達拉斯逗遜瞎隊！！！

lakers bandwagonremarkable_cap_291 125 points an hour ago

shoutout to trae young and the boys for keeping it close and allowing this to happen

湖人球迷：特雷楊和老鷹隊的這幫小夥子們幹得好呀～要不是他們一直把比分迫得這麼近，也沒有東契奇的神跡啦～

[–]mavericksjuang12 32 points an hour ago

i』m just mad they were hating at the end. they rather let time run off the clock than put luka on the line.

獨行俠球迷：不過比賽的最後時刻，老鷹隊有點砸場子了，讓我很不爽！他們寧可讓時間走完，也不去對東契奇犯規讓他罰球！

[–][dal] seth currydocmcsquirtin [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

it was in their stadium lol

獨行俠球迷：廢話那可是老鷹主場啊！可不能讓別人為所欲為！哈哈哈！

[–]celticsjaysonbaetum 431 points an hour ago

i』ve watched 2 non-celtic games this week and they were embiid getting 70 and luka getting 73 so if you want me to watch your team hmu

凱爾特人球迷：在下不才～本人這禮拜僅看了兩場非凱爾特人的比賽，一場恩比德砍了70分，另一場東契奇爆了73分～所以你們懂的～如果大伙兒需要我看你們主隊的比賽，可以找我哈～

[–][det] ausar thompsonteddyjj399 3 points an hour ago

im fucking begging you

活塞球迷：我這就給你跪下了！！！

註：活塞隊5勝39負，戰績聯盟墊底。

[–]mavericksormip 127 points an hour ago

that is rather risky, because it could also be the opponent that scores 70 against your team.

獨行俠球迷：樓上的活塞球迷先別急！我發現這個玩意兒有風險啊...因為他要是看你們活塞的比賽，萬一讓你們的對手爆種砍下70分可怎麼辦呢？

[–]spursforneaucosmique 61 points an hour ago

fuck it it already happened to us. i'll take another chance so i can hopefully see sochan go for 78

馬刺球迷：操管他娘的呢，我刺早就被爆虐過一次了，還怕個球，我願意冒這個險！！這樣我就有機會看到索漢爆種砍78分了！！

註：在本周二76人133-123戰勝馬刺的比賽中，恩比德砍下70分。

[–]lakersclearadhesiveness161 52 points an hour ago

if sochan scores 70 i』ll eat my own face

湖人球迷：索漢要是能砍70分，信不信我把我自己的臉給吃了！！

[–]sunskarlitos00 16 points an hour ago

if sochan scores 60 i'll eat anything

太陽球迷：索漢要是能砍60分，你讓我吃啥我都能給你咽下去！！

lakersrulersback 228 points an hour ago

hawks gotta sit there 9 games under .500 and watch the guy they passed on give them 73 in their own building. shit. the broadcast sounded like a funeral at the end

湖人球迷：老鷹看著自己18勝27負的戰績...又看著那個自己選秀錯過的人在自己的地盤上砸場子砍了73分...媽的...比賽解說最後的播報聲聽上去跟出殯哭喪似的...

[–]supersonicsfreezersandweezers 109 points an hour ago

they sounded so defeated after his second bucket in the 4th. 「if you』re not gonna double team him you deserve to lose」 i believe is what dominique said lol

超音速球迷：是啊...第四節當東契奇打進第二球的時候，解說的聲音聽上去都泄氣了...「你都不去包夾東契奇，活該輸球啊...」聽上去是威爾金斯的聲音，哈哈哈...

[–]raptorscjcfman 20 points an hour ago

i didn't watch the game, they weren't double teaming him??? even with kyrie out. they did deserve to lose lol

猛龍球迷：我沒看比賽，老鷹沒有包夾東契奇？？？而且還是在歐文不打的情況下？那他們確實是活該輸球了哈哈哈...

it's ridiculous. hawks would've won if they did this earlier. other mavs weren't hitting shit

獨行俠球迷：老鷹真是讓我大開眼界啊！要是早點包夾東契奇，他們早贏了！獨行俠其他球員進攻端一個屁都沒放！！

[–]maverickspilfecapskcab 440 points an hour ago

mavs are gonna be hard to beat if luka and kyrie combine for 70+ like this consistently

獨行俠球迷：要是東契奇和歐文每次都能像今天這樣合砍70多分，那獨行俠很難被擊敗了～

註：歐文今天休戰哈

[–]mavericksprinceofeden23 43 points 2 hours ago*

god luka. that is all.

but my god luka was being so unselfish trying to get everyone involved even with his scoring. and it almost bit him in the ass with everyone missing wide open shots. only luka gets to fly back home. everyone else can walk back.

獨行俠球迷：東契奇是神，其他沒什麼可說的！但是天啦嚕～儘管自己得分這麼爆種了，東契奇還是努力讓每個人都能參與進攻！然而其他人空位就是投不進球啊，太拖咱們77的後腿了！我看啊，只有東契奇可以坐飛機回家，其他人要罰他們走著回去！