Opening up the sandbox of Internet celebrities, the people of the three northeastern provinces have emerged in large numbers. Dongbei Yu's super intense movements, combined with the brainwashing BGM, "Wolf Warrior Li Ziqi" deserves the title, allowing us to see Chinese women's pa

has opened up the sandbox of Internet celebrities, and the people of the three northeastern provinces have emerged in large numbers.

Dongbei Yujie's super intense movements, combined with the brainwashing BGM, "Wolf Warrior Li Ziqi" deserves the title, allowing us to see Chinese women's passion for life in addition to their beauty.

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The origin is still a mystery, but there is no doubt that Chairman Lee has the Northeast flavor. Although his catchphrase is no longer "Little brother, just take the trouble", he has been innovative in the comedy field and his popularity has declined, but he is still a first-line Internet celebrity.

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In the two mountains of North China, sages and lofty ideals used the phrase "666, my baby" to call Caoxian the center of the universe; the northwest's phrase "Gansu is not big, creating a myth" is inspiring; now the southeast and Guangxi The old friends are also busy playing with the "glowing Bin Zhou Sang Cola".

In the southwest of the motherland, a group of people kicked out the entire midsummer, and finally became popular with Xiao Wangwang.

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However, every time when various Internet celebrities compete with each other, there is always a person from one province who single-handedly becomes the "Dian" peak of this trend.

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Wild fungi are ripe again

Since last year, many internet celebrity traffic has lost to our national treasure - the giant panda!

In addition to Huahua, Fubao and Menglan, there is also an impressive female bear - "Feiyun". According to his age, this bear is already an adult, but he still maintains the heart of a girl despite daddy's rainbow fart.

Dad said: "Feiyun's waist is a waist, and her butt is her butt." Where is Feiyun's waist?

The bear's expression when it came out of the circle was looking into the distance with a cute expression, as if it had eaten wild mushrooms from Yunnan.

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Indeed, if the fungi are not recognized, you may have hallucinations after eating them.

Is it because the Internet celebrities in Yunnan eat more fungi because they are close to the water and the buildings, so the characteristics of Yunnan Internet celebrities are more "epidemic"?

In Chinese, the word epilepsy, in addition to derogatory words such as neurosis, also has another explanation, that is, it means that the mind is clear but the limbs are shaken.

If "mad" is used to curse people, it means "you are crazy", but we all know that if you call a person "crazy", he is actually not sick, it is just exaggerated actions.

Last summer, this was the case for an Internet celebrity named Yunnan Quanmei.

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"I don't have a k, no toot biu, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist", this girl's body movements are wide open and closed in front of the camera, her movements are sure It's not very graceful, it's as stiff as AI, but we found that she can hit the beat of the drum every time she moves.

I believe that many people must feel this way:

At first, just looking at the text, what kind of internet celebrity is playing tricks? Listen, this melody seems a bit familiar. Take a closer look, oh, it turns out to be Sammi Cheng's "Beautiful Dance",

Finally, I was unconsciously influenced by the Yunnan power girl and was brainwashed. As for how Sammi Cheng sang in the original version? Is it important? !

The other side of "epilepsy" is to immerse you in it, but Yunnan Quan girl can never laugh. I don't care whether you light up the signboard or hand out gifts, I will sing mine.

Actually, acting is very dependent on talent.

Zhang Songwen and Fan Wei's acting skills can reach textbook level, but this is not the most advanced because their performances are "carefully designed and carefully presented."

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And the most advanced performances are "carefully designed and presented at will", such as Wang Baoqiang.

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Of course, what is discussed here is the level of acting skills. People like Jia Ling and Shen Teng who have no acting skills are not within the scope of the discussion.

Yunnan Quanmei lets us see the "no tricks to win, but a trick" side of the performance, "arbitrarily designed, casually presented", with the popularity caused by "Dinosaur Carrying the Wolf", this is worthy of the "epileptic" series The glory of internet celebrity.

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"Internet celebrities with epilepsy" don't care for idlers

Like Yunnan Quanmei, the Lisu boy who became popular last year has even the trembling of his hair on the rhythm.

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Yunnan’s No. 1 head-shaking brother is more powerful than him. He is known as the human helicopter. He wears gold Chelsea and a small blue suit. He shakes his head wildly in time with the music, but he is missing a hair. There is no such elegant feeling.

Although people didn't understand the meaning of his head-shaking, he still showed confidence and charm, making people dizzy. Some netizens commented: The sniper took aim all day and night without aiming at his head.

All of these have made netizens all over the Internet wonder why Yunnan releases new heroes every season, only plays in peak matches, and is MVP in every game, but beats all provinces with just a few moves.

Some even commented that Yunnan is simply the Florida state of China. It does not support idle people and makes a living, so it is worthy of the abbreviation of "Dian".

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In fact, as early as more than ten years ago, Yunnan's talented people have pushed "abstract culture" onto the local stage. Those former works can be called abstract under the archaeological appreciation of today's netizens. epic.

In 2003, Jay Chou's album "Ye Huimei" sold 3 million copies in Asia. This is a rare number.

But what many people don’t know is that there was also a Yunnan folk song album that sold 8 million copies that year, but the name was a bit funny: "The Playful Woman Loves the Handsome Guy".

If you have the archaeological habit of a historian, you will find that there are many creations larger than this kind of song. This must mention the king of folk songs in Yunnan: Mao Jiachao.

Teacher Mao's classic songs are as follows: "Pinch your big crotch", "The more lovers you have, the more impressive you are", "I want you to know my brother's strengths and weaknesses", "PC people are the most boring", "I'll beat you until dawn".

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Don’t be fooled by the title of the song, which is both pornographic and dirty. Of course, in the narrative duet between men and women, you can always see some kind of "color" that is ready to come out. , but in the end, their lyrics still advise you to stay clean, and the main focus is a contrast.

Affectionate but not erotic, lustful but not lewd, these Yunnan songs are said to have ignited the business of local small shops.

A VCD, playing these songs, combined with that kind of picture, is the best way for locals to relax after a hard day's work.

Perhaps, these songs, including those of Yunnan’s powerful girls under the Internet media, are relatively “local”. But at least for a moment when we looked at the local taste, we kicked off the high hat of the urban new middle class. This is the independent choice of our generation.

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There are endless possibilities for vulgarity, and elegance will never be boring.

These Internet celebrities are actually similar to the artists who walked the streets in ancient times. We cannot use standard definitions of aesthetic textbooks to criticize others.

"Earth flavor" is the product of resistance to mainstream aesthetics. Between rebellion and obedience, we choose abstraction - just like between specious answers, we choose obtuse angles.

God-making will never end, rebellion will never end, and the so-called earthy flavor will always exist in the form of "the opposite of beauty."

However, "Three hundred poems are about innocent thoughts." Confucius compiled and compiled the folk songs of the pre-Qin Dynasty, and the beauty of the Book of Songs was achieved today.

This also shows that "elegance" is bred in "earth flavor" and "vulgarity".

In the era of the rise of online music, Yunnan also produced many songs, such as "Silence Does Not Mean My Fault". The lyrics are certainly vulgar, but the melody is much better than "That Night".

also has a song called "Flower Bridge and Flowing Water", which is so sweet and refreshing that it leaves endless aftertaste. This song has gone beyond the category of Internet songs.

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All of this was created by the land of Yunnan and the happy and lively Yunnan people.

Yunnan has many vertical mountains and high ridges. Except for a few river valleys and basins, the terrain in most areas is undulating, and the blocking effect of mountainous areas is obvious.

The vision used to transmit social signals on the plains is difficult to play a full role in the lives of mountain peoples, so singing folk songs has become an effective auxiliary means.

Everyone can sing, and everyone can sing well, which is a necessity for the people of Yunnan to survive and socialize.

And the more complex the terrain, the stronger the melody of the folk song. This complex terrain barrier allows the music of each nation to retain a high degree of recognition.

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But it does not mean that there is no exchange of music in Yunnan.

Han immigrants during the Ming Dynasty brought a melodious style to Yunnan folk songs. When Tibetan Buddhism replaced Bon Religion, Tibetans who fled eastward and sought refuge also poured into Yunnan, injecting a sense of mystery into the songs of Yunnan.

It can be said that "Bright spring and white snow bring people from the lower reaches of the country." The hot land of Yunnan has never raised idle people, but compared with Florida in the Western Pacific, the people here are cute but not naughty, funny but not crazy.

No wonder, Yunnan is a place that every Chinese wants to visit.

Reference:

Qingbo Intelligence "I don't have a k, why is Yunnan called China's Florida?" 》

Chu Yue "Why are Yunnan Internet celebrities always the ones at the forefront of Chinese abstraction? 》

Yunnan Communist Youth League "Zhao Bailing: Why Yunnan's folk songs are so good"

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