Human love is too unimaginative.
The video leaked by "Marlboro" yesterday ignited the entire network.
Many people who had spoken harshly to the two of them saw the tacit little actions in the screen...
turned their backs one after another-
"I can't continue to curse! It's so sweet!"
Sir couldn't stand it.
is not because of any black material, but our understanding of love is too superficial.
I won’t talk about the gods’ family members, even the animal world is far better.
"Dancing with the Birds"
Dancing with the Birds
Don't talk about you, Sir himself did not expect it.
has been a man for half his life, and lost to a bird in the level of sultry sister.
Next, take out your little books.
Netflix did the game. The team of the god film "Our Planet" personally performed the work. After years of observation, capture, and shooting in the field, we summarized a "Bird's Girlfriend Bible" for us.
Folk love saints can withdraw first.
, please, really boring.
entry level: dancing
in the human world, there is a class of people who mingled with love all the year round and despise the bottom of the chain.
"lick the dog".
, on the contrary, is rich and handsome.
vulgar. The bird world of
is different. God gave them almost the same beautiful faces and gorgeous feathers.
is absolutely fair, each depends on his ability.
Therefore, there is only one principle in the bird world-all
are "high, rich and handsome", and at the same time, all are "licking dogs". How can
chase the beloved girl?
dance is a basic social skill with different sects.
This buddy, Saxon Windbird, is in the swing dance world.
It knows a lot about it. If you want to fall in love, you don't have to be thick-skinned.
is high-profile, starting from the appearance.
has a slender head feather like a feather in Peking opera, and when he comes out, he looks like a brave and healthy niche.
Next, we must be bold. Regardless of the technique, let's just brighten your throat and attract attention.
shouted for a long time, and finally looked forward to a slender lady.
did not get close, found a branch, and stayed there. The
man understood instantly, the audience sat down and the performance began.
quickly stood on a thin branch and kicked back and forth with his majestic legs to show absolute strength.
It’s not enough to have power alone, but to take care of the graceful body.
swings his head and lets the long feathers sway in the air. Without music, the body is the rhythm itself. The
woman knows her mind and scores silently: em...the difficulty score is 7.5, the completion degree is 8.0, which is not bad.
became?
wants to be simple.
Sir must remind you novices-people, once they have the ability, they are easy to fall into narcissism. The same goes for
birds.
didn't look back, just kicked there, intoxicated in the dance, but forgot the original intention of teasing the girl. As soon as
turned her head, the girl left early.
regrets too much.
put on the next sentence and continue to cheer, the program team immediately found a new CP.
is a black sickle-billed bird this time, and the narrator gave it a resounding name-"SB". Compared with the previous one,
is much more advanced.
It even chose its own stage long ago-a tree stump three meters above the ground.
If nothing else, the realm is higher than human.
-If you don't have a sister, you have to tease.
stands in the center of the stage during rehearsal when he is free, and never fights unprepared battles.
Don't say it, the seemingly unremarkable SB, but the repertoire surprised Sir.
saw it loose its wings, bend over, shrink its head, and then slowly unfold its feathers completely... the magic of
happened-the key to
is the spirit of others.
give it to the stage and be the toughest judge. The dance of
under this kind of craftsmanship has completely reached the level of looking at mountains not mountains, looking at water not water, and looking at me. This shape of
is the ink of a master of calligraphyI believe it too, can you recognize it as a bird?
have to admire the wonders of nature.
but.
Even so, SB ultimately failed to gain an upper hand in the marriage and love market.
It has more powerful opponents.
Intermediate: Skilled
Bird World also has some players who are not outstanding and talented.
But they are the most terrifying opponents. why
?
, like the human world, they have a resource that is enough to make girls feel safe-real estate.
But these birds are different from our local tyrants.
They are born designers.
is also divided into literary and pragmatic schools in building houses.
Protagonist 1: Flame Gardener Bird. Although
has the most colorful feathers in the world, these simple eyes really affect the appearance.
Don't look at people who look honest, but the works (houses) are very artistic.
Seeing it carrying a burden in the lens, it is really hard to make a branch here and a leaf there.
can be used as the lens to zoom out...
Sir can’t believe his eyes—what does
look like? What
Sir flashed in his mind at the time was the domineering "Iron Throne".
has both beauty and meaning, and it feels like "being my queen".
never finished.
A bird with unique insights into aesthetics is not only satisfied with the shape of the building, but also balances the "relationship between bird and architecture".
distinguishes itself from the nouveau riche from the interior design and fully demonstrates the taste of life.
found a blingbling blue fruit from somewhere, and placed it at home.
is the finishing touch.
wisely chooses the theme of contrasting colors, the extreme contrast between cold and warm. Can
be heartbroken?
No, there will be girls with similar tastes coming to visit.
stretched his head to sell a cute, the other party melted instantly.
Protagonist 2: Crowned Gardener Bird.
pragmatic representative.
His work is much more "majestic"-it took seven years to build a full one-meter high "courtship pavilion".
If it was just a literary and artistic designer, then this one is definitely a master-student engineer.
Don't think that people will only build buildings.
crowned gardener bird, called the "treasure boy" of the whole film. The appearance of
is similar to that of ordinary sparrows, but fortunately, they have a full understanding of their appearance and are not beautiful enough, so they use their efforts and emotional intelligence to get together.
First, prescribe the right medicine.
He knows that the building is high, just wishful thinking of a straight man. Girls, pay the most attention to details.
Therefore, he personally worked on every decoration on this majestic building. At the end of the branches of
, fruits are hung one by one, and then the angle and position are constantly adjusted. The overall shape of the girl is full of hearts.
However, in the ever-changing jungle, it is not easy to protect this huge building.
is not only disrupted by opponents. The deadliest thing about
is a pig attack.
On this day, Xiao Hei visited, and when he saw the pagoda in front of him, he arched vigorously... What about
? There is no helper near
, and the figure does not allow frontal rigidity. You can only watch the seven years of hard work "destroyed by a pig"?
no.
saw the bird climb up to the treetops, chest out, head up to the sky, and take a deep breath-
learned from the barking of dogs in the neighboring village.
hahaha.
Xiao Hei was really fooled, obediently.
IQ online.
A boy who holds a single-family property in his hand, has a delicate mind and is calm and calm at the critical moment, he must be a hot seller.
But this is not his most attractive.
hit the door and saw the real chapter. The girl
finally came to the door, paced around his building, and took a fancy.
But he was not in a hurry, and hid quietly on the opposite side, first "seduce" with his voice.
is not an ordinary sound, but a series of imitation b-box——
is too good at teasing...
has a sense of mystery and surprise, just right, and the girl will react immediately.
A normal person has held hands and successfully got on the plane for his honeymoon, but he still has big tricks.
Ultimate romance-the two play hide and seek in front of the future love nest.
You advance and I retreat, you retreat, and I go around.
Don't talk about catching anymore, distance produces beauty.
people are crushed by nature, romantic genes explode!
wait, hiding...the hero finally reveals the ultimate magic weapon.
remember its name?
-"Crown" gardener bird. The
crown was finally opened.
This shocking love story has also come to an end.
high-level: wingman
in the previous two stages, chasing girls is still a lonely road. A person is always shy, clumsy, and flawed, but a few more companions are not the same. The worst case of
is that there are a few pig teammates who not only don't help, but also want to destroy the atmosphere.
, this clean and obsessive white-wakid six-line wind bird was unlucky enough.
The moss and leaves were finally cleared out of its own territory bit by bit, and it calmed down to continue rehearsing its courtship dance.
is just like its cleanliness, it also has a rigorous attitude to dance that can't be compared to any other bird. The longest practice time and the most complicated choreography have created a dance-like performance.
has urgency, foreshadowing and orgasm.
just waited for a lady to watch, and the show started.
was busy remembering the dance steps, but when he looked up, he found that there was not only a lady watching the show, but he was also surrounded by a group of male birds.
People are talking about the object seriously, and the crowd of single dogs must be of bad intentions. How can
's life events be ruined in one's own home?
doesn't matter, it showed its own real estate certificate-leaves, and immediately scared the poor single dogs away.
It turns out that no matter where you go, the rules are the same for those who have a house.
This can be regarded as vicious competition. The better situation for
is that a few competitors dance together to show their charm. Everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high. Let's talk about attracting the girls first. The
umbrella birds start to create such a courtship field every morning.
But the cruelty of reality is that no matter how many girls are attracted, they are all after the same bird.
No matter how hard you jump, you just act as a wingman for others, and it's useless to get angry. The best case for
is the real wingman who has the goal of finding someone for you and spares no effort to help.
The best partner in the film-the dwarf bird brothers.
cooperation time, 5 years. Seeing the target is a double dance with a complicated formation.
Unfortunately, the success rate is currently zero.
But they didn't mean to be discouraged at all. They followed a strict hierarchical relationship: the wingman is always the wingman, and only the older brother can match.
Don't ask which one I am, I can't tell.
does not look at the credit but also the hard work. In order to show the charm of the boss, this wingman did his best.
Then next year, will it not be so envious of it? Although
was pitiful, Sir was still moved by his reckless dedication.
Looking back at us?
is lazy, shouting single in the circle of friends every night, and every day makes excuses for being single;
is tired, spends Valentine's Day as a gift, and spends singles day as a shopping day;
is bad, regards true love as sympathy The method of ridicule the giving is kneeling and licking...
has a popular online saying:
"Humans become animals in front of love."
Sir wants to say...
humans are still a little tender in front of animals.
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