Fake Nier Marrying Brother (Three Episodes of Henan Pendant) Episode 2 Famous screenwriter and writer Liang Fulin


假妮儿嫁哥

(三集河南坠子)第二集

一一根据发表于《河南戏剧》2013年第四期上本人编剧的大型现代喜剧《鹊桥奇遇》改写

●著名编剧作家梁福林



第二集

上一回唱到刁假妮儿出了门儿

千里外去骗冯大喜这个大能人儿

这几天冯大喜突然交了桃花运儿

高兴得成天合不住唇

The marriage announcement took the spring breeze and spread its wings

flew to cities and villages in all directions

Received hundreds of marriage letters in three days

The photos in the letters are similar to that of the movie star 15zz17 Both talent and beauty are dazzling and talented

The beautiful font is written with beautiful poems

Every sentence has a red love word

Mother, hurry up and make up your mind

In the beauty pageant, choose the most beautiful Nier

His mother said, Yumei waits for an answer. Strong woman

I'm afraid she will take power to support the family z17 z

一辈子受她指派气儿

你叫我出门咋见人儿

说得他娘不吭气儿

想一会儿才叫儿子儿

娘不干涉你的终身事儿

大喜他又回新房门儿

选来挑去尽美人儿

最后才算拿主意儿

捷足先蹬就是我爱人儿

早早起来出了村儿

卫河桥上去接新人儿

刚到那里一小会儿

果然来了Beautiful Nier

The audience guessed wrong

This is not a fake Nier

She is Zhang Yumei, the only daughter of the deputy mayor

These days, I'm so restless like I've lost my soul

You are not as good as I am with such high conditions

Feng Daxi, I want to ask you how beautiful Ni'er you want to choose

Early in the morning, she met大喜在桥上观河水儿

急回家,带两件衣服一个洗脸盆儿

来到桥边停一会儿

大喜他竟然转过身儿

灵机一动想巧计儿

放下衣服和脸盆儿

一下子滑进卫河水儿

惊叫一声快救人儿

大喜听玉梅声变音儿

一看水俺她大腿根儿

连衣带鞋蹦进水儿

双手抱紧大美妮儿

Yumei is laughing in her heart

, but her face is red to the root of her neck

She is only shy for a while

Seize the opportunity to break his heart

Hug Feng Daxier

z儿

大喜方知中了她美人计儿

一块儿出了水儿

连连怨她不小心儿

湿裤子湿鞋又湿裙儿

快快回家换干衣儿

玉梅问他迷什么Soul

Am I not good enough for you

You have to shake your head and say nothing 17z

I don't know she's forcing marriage again

Repeatedly said, I will listen to the echo here at 8 o'clock tonight

And said, you handsome bird should be on the high branch他鼻子儿

又送他勾魂摄魄的美眼神儿

满以为这一回到达目的地儿

走好远还听她哼着戏曲儿



回头来再看看冯大喜儿

还在鹊桥盼接那位My sweetheart

I haven't waited for the magpie to announce the good news,

A big Minnie hurried across the bridge

Tall, white skin

Hu Lingling has a pair of big eyes and a pair of souls

High nose bridge and red lips

A fragrant smell rushes down the wind

Xiaokun bag on the shoulder, holding the new magazine

Overjoyed and guessing eight or nine minutes

Minnie comes and smiles

She speaks slowly, softly and kindly calls buddy

Fengjiawan is a little beautiful village on the other side of the river

You may know Feng Daxi's dream lover

z Er

He's looking for a soulmate in " Women's Life " Er

I'm looking for him to make a pair

I'm most worried, he's actually cheating on Jia (fake) Nierzer3z

I'm so happy that he's more excited than z

zz 100 Dumei is a little bit

is gentler and more affectionate than Yumei

smells her and my heart is fragrant

Thank you for coming to the door

I am the one who wants to marry

Come all the way to find happiness, but don't find the wrong person

Look at your sincerity

My doubts are like the cloud that the wind blows away We have a thousand miles of marriage, and our hearts are connected to each other

This time, we can find the door of happiness

We are talking and hooking our necks

We want to kiss the big lips

You see the joy of Daxi

z love is good, sweet with money Come to the door

Come home with me to see my mother

Tell my mother to taste the sweet taste of happiness

Da Xi Niang is anxiously pedaling the new three-wheeler

Happy out of the village

z

I'm so sweet and drunk on my heels

You see fake Nier's intimacy

My mother's sweet heart

My mother wants to pull her (him) for three rounds5z She (he) shook her head and laughed again and again

Mother, I'm riding you right

I'm riding you, my parents and folks say I'm ignorant

While talking, I give Daxi a beautiful look

Received three rounds from my mother

On the third round, fake Nier and her mother joked and laughed for a while

The good news flew all over the village immediately

One street and two alleys were full of people

Who knows, the big joy received a fake Minelle

Fake Nier takes her mother for three rounds

kisses three times, smiles both fake and real I jumped into the honey jar

Mother, you are old after all

From now on, my daughter-in-law will be your own daughter

When the farming is busy, I go to the field with the big joy

I don’t need to sweat in the fields of your crops zz17 It's delicious, the cooking is fragrant

You just treat yourself to the table and enjoy yourself

Don't treat your daughter-in-law as an outsider

You can beat me and scold me

I promise not to talk to my mother

z15

大喜和娘乐滋滋儿

高兴得摸不着南天门儿

假妮说,明天结婚办喜事儿

让娘尽快抱孙子儿

叫街坊邻居都眼气儿

咱就是冯家湾第一家幸福人儿

娘叫大喜到超市儿

买肉买菜包饺子儿

吃饭时,假妮儿更殷勤儿

操着饺子喂娘唇儿

喂罢老娘喂大喜儿

直I'm so happy that the two of them can't keep their mouths shut

Long story short about the evening

You see how fake Nier kisses Daxi

Gives a glass of wine feeds the silly boy Drunk in nine days Yuner

actually hugged Diao Fake Nier

Impulsively wanted to do husband and wife affairs

Fake Nier looked very happy

Hi brother, ISooner or later, it's not yours

Give me the key, open the cash drawer door

Ask me to take a look, then you can rest assured

The big happy words have been vibrato

From now on you will be the family

I will give you all the money I make

到明年,给哥生个胖小子儿

一边说一边解钥匙儿

突然醉成一摊泥儿

刁假妮儿,好得意儿

打开坤包装票子儿

坤包小装不下他那贪婪劲儿

I found a big leather bag, I won't give you half a cent

A full 500,000 yuan, from now on to fake Nier

Tomorrow, I will call the nieces to cry and turn their voices

Kiss Minnie while he's drunk3z z15

z Fake Nier, I'm going out in the dark

When I go home, I'll be a rich man

I pick the most beautiful girl

Who told you Xiaoyun to look down on people

I broke my marriage

z辈儿

定婚半月你就变心儿

你就是跪我求我不开门儿

后悔死你个没良心的妮儿

在城里买套好房子儿

带着美妮吃美食儿

再花钱Buy my dad out of the prison door

cure my mother's dizziness

stop talking about fake Nier walking and thinking about great things

z 15z 歇一会儿咱接唱接听大喜母子儿

深更半夜双惊魂儿

下一回咱就揭谜底儿

看假妮儿出啥脸回家认亲人儿


编剧作家梁福林简介:梁福林,男,1952年5 Yue was born in Anyang, Henan Province, college education, retired teacher. Director of Chinese Poetry Association, member of China Music and Literature Society, member of Henan Dramatist Association, member of Anyang Film and Television Association, etc. It has been 58 years since he wrote his first novel "Legend of the Sisters" at the age of 13. He has worked hard every day since 15z and 5:17z. He has written nearly 20 million words of literary and artistic works in various genres, including ten volumes of collections. The novel "The East is Red: The Legend of Mao Zedong", as well as 72 film and television scripts, 72 opera scripts, nearly 100 sketch scripts, and more than 10,000 poems and lyrics. The paper published more than 800,000 words of scripts, lyrics, poems, etc., staged 5 scripts, and won more than 60 first and second prizes at the national, provincial and municipal levels. Among them, the short poem "Wangshaoshan" won the first place in the National Gold Award. The lyric poem "Song of the Communist Party" was highly appraised by Central Propaganda Department Vice Minister Zhai Taifeng.

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