"Gentlemen of East Eighth District", Zhang Han "uses salary" to redefine "touching porcelain"

this show is really driving me crazy.

"Things in West Eighth District"?

"The West Eight in the East and West"?

"Things in the frying area"?

"East, Eight, District, De, Sir, Health, Men". Where is and in East Eighth District? It is within the range of 112.5 degrees to 127.5 degrees east longitude, the time zone adopted by all countries, including the whole of mainland China.

means that the title of the film is translated into adult words: "Gentlemen in Mainland China".

As a Chinese male, I would like to express my sincere respect to Zhang Han .

thanks!

Now in addition to hair volume anxiety, there is another oil output anxiety. First, let's briefly introduce the plot to the audience

who haven't (necessarily) seen this drama: Zhang Han is not acting as a domineering president this time, but a human intelligence engineer who graduated from MIT . In the first episode of

, the four brothers were fined for ten laps because of a fight. Not to mention which university dares not take their students' life seriously, just say you exercised wetly in the heavy rain, exposing a whole bulging belly, no Do you think you are handsome?

This plot and this filter, I am really afraid that they will shout out: "The sisters of the times will never be separated from each other." It turns out that Guo Jingming also has a day when others can learn from it!

Mr. Zhang, please go to the entrance of the primary school, and now primary school students don't play sworn games. Then the camera turns, the four brothers are middle-aged, and at the same time they are best man for one person. The bridesmaids of the partners are all foreign beauties, so there are the following words of tigers and wolves:

"Have you ever heard the word sailor? "

"Every sailor needs to conquer all the docks in the world"

"Are you also good at spicy food"

"Of course"

"No wonder you are so hot"

"Where are the three of you? Why can't I find anyone? "

" I'm winning glory for the country" The three brothers of

shine brightly. Of course, as the boss, Mr. Zhang must be extraordinary: he threw away the room card given to him by foreign beauties, and then skilled He entered the wrong room, got on the wrong bed skillfully, and slept next to the heroine. When the heroine was nervous, she fell on his chest with a snap, and kissed him with a snap.

, please, it's 2022, so don't do this kind of tricks, right? Haven't graduated from Alliston School of Business yet?

Zhang always felt that his clean and jaded mouth was tarnished and he suffered a loss, so he opened his mouth and said: Are you touching porcelain?

originally went to the wrong room, slept in the wrong bed and took advantage of the homeowner's behavior called "touching porcelain". I really want to ask if Civil Code agree? After

, it came to the familiar enemy's road: the heroine of

became President Zhang's immediate boss, and once again "accidentally" fell into President Zhang's arms. It was the same plot, but President Zhang designed it this time. A different trick: He grabbed the heroine's underwear and hugged the heroine in his arms.

So this paragraph is trying to reflect Zhang's arm strength? Or which lingerie ad did you get? In addition, my high school biology teacher told me: a person always falls down for no reason, either because of the screenwriter's brain or the development of the brain stem and . The heroine of

who was taken advantage of twice, the more she looked at Mr. Zhang, the less pleasing to the eye, and wanted to stop Mr. Zhang's project. In order to reflect his technology of punching Microsoft and kicking Google , President Zhang issued a military order:

promised to complete the task within the deadline.

Then he posted a picture of working overtime in the circle of friends. When his subordinates saw it, they spontaneously came to work overtime for free. When I was watching that part of the school, I thought that Mr. Zhang might have never been to school. After reading this part, I realized that Mr. Zhang had not been to work.

Even though he had to work overtime on weekends, the time was still very tight, so Mr. Zhang announced that he would do other things during the day and get off work on this project after work.

Two hot knowledge: First, if you don't sleep, you will die. 2. my country's " Labor Law " stipulates that the working time limit of employees is eight hours a day.

" Traffic Law " do not understand, "LaoDon't you look at the "Dynamic Law"? Later, Mr. Zhang's projects and the relationship with the heroine have made significant progress, and the oil field has reached a blowout period:

"I have my own strengths, why do I think I am the longer one?"

"My mother has been with me since I was a child. I said: thin and good-looking, fat is good"

"I also have one thing that I don't wear today, what are you wearing?"

also has this famous scene that dominates the hot search, touching the chest and cuddling, it makes people's scalp numb . How did this line, this plot, and this terrible hint persuade all the main creators to shine together?

first saw the producer: Zhang Han, then the screenwriter: Zhang Han, and thirdly the producer: Zhang Han.

Oh, that's fine.

It turns out that he is "All". The last person who did this made a "Dream Showbiz". The plot is probably like this: Now that you pick up your mobile phones, you can probably pour out half a barrel of oil.

This work is known as six years of production, four years of polishing the script, co-authored for ten years, and Mr. Zhang has not done any serious business.

But you want to say that Mr. Zhang is completely careless, and it's not right. I see that people often post a sentence a dozen times on the barrage:

and close their eyes and boast: "Tongyu is destined to be praised by netizens"

is also on Douban People said: "It's obviously very beautiful, why do some people give random ratings and waste the fruits of their labor"

"It's Salary" President Zhang.

"People's Daily" commented on the TV series: "Conventional, out of touch with reality"

I can't help but think of Liu Yan After the marriage riot, Wang Sicong said Liu Yan was a "hype": being invited to a wedding and being carried by a group of men Throwing it into the water is "hype".

slept soundly in the hotel, when suddenly a strange man lay beside him, it was "Porcelain Touch".

has the same logic and the same stench. I suggest changing the name of this show to "Gentlemen in the Self-Centric Zone".