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It's another year of Hong Kong's top celebrity chef competition. Looking at the aloof food God, who is also the only judge of this competition, Stephen Chow, his appearance is outstanding, and his unsmiling expression can't suppress his very pretending temperament. The unrestrained and handsome X pose of plucking green onions in the dry land came to the front desk, and the comments began. However, all works could not escape the judgment that the God of Cookery was worthless.
NO1. Emperor Fried Rice
The surface is bland and unremarkable The inside is meticulously crafted and inscrutable
0 points
because the overnight rice is not used
NO2. I want to vomit NO3. The golden female Buddha clothes
is still 0 points
because the tofu stinks
NO4. The finale dish, Qiankun Roast Goose
, even if there is one out of a hundred in it
, but still 0 points
The reason is that the chef is so ugly! ! !
's ugliness affects the appetite of diners
, so 0 points
Chef Yang Zhentian fainted instantly. To this end, he presented his wonderful performance, and the flower drawing made of hydrogen peroxide and hydrogel pushed the event to the climax. The God of Cooking made a concluding speech, reminding the audience that the most important thing in cooking is to be attentive. This competition ended perfectly. After the prosperity of
came to an end, the truth emerged. However, the so-called Supreme Chef Competition was just a show directed and performed by the God of Cookery. These contestants were hired by him with money, and everything was carefully planned for his own reputation and status. In a scene in which he praised his host, he was scolded for saying the wrong thing, and the chef who acted for him was also scolded severely. He used this vile method to convince others. In the pursuit of everyone, he is arrogant and mercenary without respect for talents. This Zhou Xingchi is not God of Cooking at all? Strength is important? NO! Looks handsome! It is enough to be able to install X. The God of Cookery, shrouded in the halo of
, ushered in another big business. The God of Cookery and the rich boss Da Happily met in the luxury restaurant on the top floor of the building. After the two exchanged a while, the rich Da Happiness wanted him to endorse instant noodles. The two talked very happily, drank and exchanged glasses of wine , and successfully reached a cooperation and became good brothers. The God of Cookery bought the cheap beef in the mouth of the rich. He pays too much attention to the packaging and promotion of the food, and ignores the taste of the food. The chef's original intention has long been forgotten. Become a complete businessman.
The high-spirited God of Cooking was walking in the lobby of the hotel, and a little fat man named Tang Niu blocked his way. He said that he was a graduate of the 105th class of the China Chef Training Academy. Eyes are higher than the top, how can you put such a small person in your eyes, and let Tang Niu go to the elevator to poop and show him. Unexpectedly, this little fat man can really afford to put it down. Going to the stairway and pulling open, seeing this kid so obedient, the God of Cookery was so happy that he accepted this little brother directly.
Even though God of Cooking humiliated Tang Niu in every possible way, Tang Niu still endured and never gave up on God of Cooking. God of Cooking's 50th branch opened, God of Cooking took Tang Niu to the cutting ceremony happily. At the launch of the new product, when the beauty of the God of Cookery was giving her flowers, the catastrophe came suddenly, and the style of painting changed suddenly. Introducing his new products with seriousness, a bowl of ordinary roadside stall noodles was boasted as an unforgettable first love gold and silver couples set meal. Tang Niu made his debut, confronting the God of Cooking tit-for-tat, directly exposing the shoddy lies of the God of Cooking, and showed off his cooking skills on the spot, so that the God of Cooking almost burst his eyeballs. Misfortunes do not come singly. Because of the use of inferior beef from the rich and happy, dozens of customers were unwell, and the God of Cookery was taken away directly from the scene by the police.
The new God of Cookery has succeeded in ascending the throne. He is arrogant and domineering. The old God of Cooking falls from the altar and lives on the street. The God of Cooking eats the chopped noodles made by the turkey sister at a roadside stall.The little bastards beat the God of Cooking fat, Sister Ji protected the God of Cooking, and took in the God of Cooking, who was exhausted both physically and mentally, and made him a bowl of barbecued pork rice. Best food ever.
A fierce quarrel came over, and the God of Cooking woke up from a sweet dream. It turned out that another big goose head from the street came to Miss Turkey to find fault. The source of the dispute is the dispute over the ownership of pee shrimp and beef balls. At the time of the conflict, a discordant voice came over: "What are you fighting for? It's not good to mix the two as " pee beef balls ", stupid! ", the goose head exploded directly, the boss is talking, where is the little brother who doesn't know the rules? Seeing that the God of Cookery, who had the wrong momentum, didn't dare to say anything, the goose-headed boss who couldn't find the real culprit asked the younger brothers to say this sentence in turn. He, who is known as Shunfenger, would tell from his accent who was so unprofessional. In the end, the God of Cookery was still unable to hide, and was caught by the goose head. In order to save himself, the God of Cooking came up with a coup. The two can cooperate to create a new dish, and mutual benefit is also a good way. It was decided that the new dish bursting milk peeing beef balls was born. Even though
's just-launched urinating beef balls have a unique formula, as well as the deep meat-chopping skills of the turkey sister, and the unparalleled deliciousness, the sales are still empty, and the trio of beef balls have white hair, and finally they gave it away for free. The big trick of eating was still uninterested. By chance, a nurse discovered that the peeing cow pills actually had the effect of treating anorexia. When a group of anorexia patients rushed to the booth, the bursting milk peeing cow pills finally exploded overnight.
is really comfortable counting the days of making money, and Niu Niu Wan has developed several new functions under the rendering of the media: it can be educational, beauty, fitness, salty or sweet. For a while, the reputation of the Internet celebrity food burst into urination beef balls became popular in Hong Kong, and the news spread to the ears of the big happy boss and Tang Niu. The two scumbags never thought that the God of Cookery could make a comeback, and decided to go to meet this defeated general for a while. The two sides of
met soon, and after the seemingly friendly opening remarks, Sister Turkey directly punched and kicked. Leaving Tang Niu, the little fat man with a blue nose and a swollen face, messed up in the wind. The God of Cooking came to the bathroom with Sister Turkey to calm down. During the entanglement, she was attacked with a kiss from Sister Turkey. Before she could say anything, others broke in. The good-natured God of Cook reprimanded Sister Turkey for her impulsive behavior. The chicken sister left in embarrassment. At the
night market stall, the God of Cooking finally understood the cause and effect. All kinds of things in the past all came from the deep-rooted love that Sister Turkey had for him a long time ago. It turned out that the scar on Sister Turkey's face and the mouth full of buck teeth were caused by the protection of the God of Cooking chess piece, and the God of Cooking was at a loss for a while. , When Sister Turkey, who was specially dressed up to look gorgeous, appeared in front of him, the God of Cooking got into the taxi and fled in a hurry. Sister Turkey shed tears of sadness and was messed up in the wind alone.
After a lot of deliberation, God of Cookery decided to go to a Chinese cooking school in mainland China for further study. One is to learn art, and the other is to escape. However, the ones who should be looking for can't be found, and those who should be fleeing still can't escape. While Sister Turkey was pouring out her heart to the God of Cooking, the killer came unexpectedly, raised her pistol and shot at God of Cooking, Sister Turkey ducked in front of God of Cooking and was shot and fell to the ground. The God of Cooking struggled to escape, but he was still doomed. He was shot and rolled down the hillside. Entering a magical space, and at this time also fainted due to injury, it turns out that this is the legendary Shaolin Temple, and the kitchen of the Shaolin Temple is the Chinese cooking school.
God of Cooking woke up from a coma and found an old monk sticking his mouth and sticking his head into his abdomen. In shock, he pushed the old monk away. The old monk said that he was stabbed by poison ivy. He was healing God of Cooking. . The God of Cookery sternly refused, and the old monk left with a grudge in his heart.
The God of Cooking tried to escape from the Shaolin Temple, but was stopped and beaten many times by the old abbot. The God of Cooking was heartbroken. He sang the song that Sister Turkey once sang, and remembered all the affection of Sister Turkey. It turns out that the God of Cookery cares about her so much, but it is a pity that Yiren has gone and will never see her face again. Thinking of the God of Cooking and the idea of a night of graying, the old monk was deeply moved and burst into tears, accepting the God of Cooking as a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple. The so-called heaven has a great responsibility for the people, and they must first work their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin. While being beaten, the God of Cookery keeps growing. Not only learned the secrets of cooking in the kitchen of Shaolin Temple, but also learned the superior martial arts from the Eighteen Bronze Man. One month after
, another Master Chef Competition will be held as scheduled. Such a grand event, specially invited Hong Kong has a "flavor"Xue Yuyan, who has the title of "Princess", is the referee on duty. It's a time of seven stars in a row. With such a vision, can something major happen? The rich man is happy and the fat man Tang Niu is uneasy. They are bound to win this competition. The brand still has to worry about gains and losses. There is still one minute before the game starts, the God of Cookery is still missing, and in the last ten seconds, Tang Niu's big happy duo is about to breathe a sigh of relief. The stunt, broke through the window, dressed in ancient costumes and gray hair, and made a vicissitudes of life in the shape of a hero of the vicissitudes of life! , play kitchen utensils into flowers, you are juggling, how can a circus clown participate in the God of Cooking contest?
OUT
follows the second trick
bitter melon face, not handsome, OUT
third trick
referee came for a while Passionate and enchanting dance
made the three contestants bewildered
What is this?
then
OUT!!!
After the contestants fell, the duel between the two officially started. The two chose the same dish: Buddha Jumps over the Wall . From the current point of view, the two people's steps are exactly the same, and the strength is not divided. The apprentice protested against the God of Cookery. He imitated his production method and was ruthlessly dismissed by the host. The last and most crucial three minutes arrived. Suddenly, the Shaolin Temple abbot sent a sound transmission from thousands of miles to inform the God of Cooking that his jar was manipulated, but it was too late. Great happiness pressed the bomb The detonator, God of Cooking threw the jar to the host, and only escaped the catastrophe, but sadly, God of Cooking's entries are gone, and the kind host reminded that there are still two minutes. You can still make a dish. Next to it Tang Niu laughed, thinking that the God of Cookery was powerless to return to the sky, and the God of Cooking thought for a moment. Thinking of the bowl of barbecued pork rice he ate when he was down, it was the best meal he had ever eaten in his life.
Time waits for no one , he quickly found the ingredients and used his internal force to ripen the rice. After frying the eggs in his hands, he grilled the pork over high heat, and soon a bowl of char siu rice was ready. The people at the scene were amazed. A pot of Buddha Jumps over the Wall is more beautiful, and a magical scene has happened. The deliciousness of this bowl of barbecued pork rice can not only stimulate the taste buds, but also make people fall into a beautiful illusion, as if swimming in the food, the onions in it are also moved to tears by the referee, given When judging, the referee thought that he still had a handle on him and fell into the hands of the bad boss, so he had to award the champion to the apprentice of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall. At the moment of receiving the award, the celestial phenomenon of seven stars appeared, and the Bodhisattva came down to reveal the crime of great joy and Beat it back to its original form. Turned into a dog and punished Tang Niu by punching a hole in his stomach and declaring that Stephen Chow is the real God of Cookery reincarnated and no one can compete for his place. z1 After z
Bodhisattva left, everything returned to calm. Stephen Chou is back. He became a veritable God of Cookery, but he still missed Sister Turkey who saved him twice. Companions said that she was not dead, the bullet only knocked out her golden teeth, and she fainted from fright, but she was still fine. It didn't show up this time. It's plastic surgery. Only when she feels better about herself can she be worthy of the God of Cookery. As
was talking, the beautiful turkey sister appeared. Walk slowly towards the God of Cookery.
This movie is over. The so-called drama is like life, how many people are like death? Watching the high-rise building banquet guests, watching the building collapse and people scattered, watching the east mountain rise and become more brilliant;
's life is like a sinking boat with thousands of sails on the side, only true love will accompany you for a lifetime!
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