"African Monk" is the 22nd movie starred by Stephen Chow. When seeing the starring list, it is really difficult for people to associate Lin Zhengying and Zhou Xingchi in a movie.
but when he saw halfway, Stephen Chow was not seen. I discovered that Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda were only in charge of narration. For people who are accustomed to the Mandarin films of Stephen Chow, they can actually ignore the narration of Stephen Chow and Wu Mengda, because they are only narration in Cantonese.
When I was a child, I watched Lin Zhengying's zombie movies, and I often dared not go out at night. The occasional wind and grass moved, and immediately held his breath, for fear that the breath from his own breath would attract the zombies. It's funny when I think about it when I grow up.
"African Monk" is not as scary as the zombie movies I watched as a child, but rather ridiculous.
Overseas Chinese Asen (Chen Shanhe) invited Lin Daoshi (Lin Zhengying) to participate in an auction far away in the UK. Asen must buy his ancestor zombies and transport them back to China for burial. Before bidding for Asenzu, the auction also compared Chinese zombies with Western ghosts, and it was actually better to say that Chinese zombies are not afraid of light (the zombie movies I watched as a child seem to be moving out at night, and they are not too yang during the day. Is it heavy?).
But because there is not much money, the bidding does not win others. In the end, he had to negotiate with the highest bidder, and use the awakening of zombies to prove his ancestors to obtain the right to bid. At this time, Lin Daoshi knew if he had made any move. After some manipulation, the zombies came back to life. Assen successfully bid for his ancestors.
just came out of the auction room just in time for Halloween in the West, and Lin Taoshi mistakenly thought that he had entered hell, how there are demons and monsters everywhere. When
went to pick up the car in Assen, the zombie heard the ringing of the bicycle and separated from Lindau. At this time, three people came to rob the zombies, and there was no one in this plot. Fortunately, Lin Taoist arrived in time, otherwise the three would be miserable.
Assen chartered a plane to transport his ancestors back to China. Unexpectedly, the plane encountered thick fog halfway and they lost their direction and flew to Africa. Because there is no gas, I have to parachute. During the parachuting process, the zombies were afraid to jump, so Lin Taoshi had a good irony.
In the end, there was no way. Lin Daoshi had to kick the zombie off the plane. In this way, Lindau, Asen and the zombies came to the magical continent of Africa. The place where the zombies fell happened to be caught by a white woman organization catching an African girl. The local indigenous Lisu successfully rescued three African girls back to the tribe through zombies, and brought the white women back to the tribe. The zombies who came to the tribe were regarded as gods by Lisu. They were afraid that the gods would leave, so they sent someone to guard.
At this time, Lin Daoshi and Asen are still hanging on the tree. The two of
tried their best to fall to the ground. It's okay if I don't come down, I ran into a cute lion immediately.
followed by a strong rhino.
The cans and other items that were taken by the last parachute jumper were also snatched by African baboons (baboons). Successfully imitated Lindau Shi and opened the can and ate it.
After experiencing the African animal world, we, Lindau, are still great. Captured an ostrich, successfully turned the ostrich into a mount, and released Assen into the air to look for people.
finally succeeded in finding the tribe where Lisu was located. On the way, Lin Taoist saw the African guys putting their legs in the holes, thinking they were treating the legs, and said that this native method originated from China. The Taoist priest said that after walking for so long, his leg was a little sore, so he learned to put his leg in too. Unexpectedly, the foot was bitten by a boa constrictor (this fully explained the importance of knowing a foreign language, don’t imitate blindly, don’t pretend to understand).
finally entered Lisu's tribe under the leadership of Lisu. In order to find Assen's ancestor zombies, Lin Daoshi had to use spells to draw the zombies out. But the zombies controlled by the spell alarmed the original inhabitants. They felt that their gods were about to be taken away and refused to follow them. In order to convince Li Su, Lin DaoshiRemove the charm from the zombie's forehead, and use a copper bell to control the zombie. Who knows these Lisu cities, learn the appearance of Taoist Lin to pick up the charms, rang the copper bell (full of joy).
In front of Lin Daoshi's superb spell, Lisu finally agreed to Lin Daoshi and they took away the zombies they regarded as gods. At the time of parting, I did not expect that the white woman who caught the African girl would come to the tribe to do evil again. Because Li Su had exchanged makeup boxes with white women with gems. The white woman came this time for gems.
Zombies took the initiative to go back to help Lisu's tribe. Lin Taoist rides an ostrich, Lisu sits on a zombie, and Assen runs. A few people just returned to the tribe.
just happened to ran into white women threatening tribe people with children to hand over gems. In this regard, the two sides started a fight, and with the addition of zombies, they soon victoriously approached the tribe.
At this time, the white woman also awakened the African zombies. The African zombies are so tall and mighty that they scared the Chinese zombies and dared not fight. Under the ridicule of everyone, Chinese zombies VS African zombies. The African zombies were vulnerable to a single blow, and they were defeated.
Due to the large number of white women on the side, the fighting capacity is strong. Lin Daoshi finally summoned Bruce Lee to be attached to Li Su. Li Su instantly possessed all the skills of Bruce Lee, his combat power exploded, and he singled out seven or eight players.
finally succeeded in defeating the white woman and helped the Lisu tribe to win the victory. After rebuilding the tribe, Lin Daoshi and Asen returned home with the zombies. Before leaving, Lin Taoshi sent Li Su Ling Fu Taoist robe to let him understand what "you respect me, I respect you". Never thought that Li Su directly gave Lin Taoshi a bag of gems.
Finally, I realized that the African monk is Li Su, a kind-hearted man who repays his virtue with grievances.
When the African monk wore the Taoist uniforms sent by Taoist Lin, shook the copper bell, and worshiped the zombie scarecrow like a god.
They live so freely, they don't need too many extraneous things, and being able to live well is the best thing in the world. I'm afraid that some people are not greedy enough.
I was lucky, but I lost my life, that's all!
doesn't have a star movie, it's still so wonderful. I can't understand Cantonese, and I can't fully feel the funny dialogue between Master Xing and Wu Mengda.
is still the same sentence:
star, thank you for growing up with me!
Click "Follow", thank you for making me grow!
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