Copywriter | Qiran
Editor | Xiangcaijing
The wait is finally here, "Chengfeng 2024", also known as "Lang Jie 5", is launched. Programs like
have never lacked popularity. A random word from the sisters will become a famous scene in the entire season. Sisters who want to become famous will naturally not miss the opportunity to create topics.
The new season of "Sister Lang" has invited 36 sisters. Although the lineup is not as good as the previous seasons, it is certainly not lacking in popularity. On the day of the premiere, many related terms became hot searches.
However, compared to the issues that attracted attention such as memory killing and selling feelings, the status of the sisters attracted everyone's attention first.
Some people are fat and some are deformed, and the sisters can’t recognize them.
There are so many sisters in "Lang Jie 5", but there are not many transparent ones in the entertainment industry. However, when these sisters appeared, I almost didn't recognize them.
ranks first, Guo Biting.
Come on, she is "Nanxiang". Her long black hair fascinated thousands of viewers, both men and women.
Even though she can’t sing or dance, she can still slay everyone with her face and topical background. After Qi Wei saw Guo Biting’s first stage performance, she praised her as “the face that God is after to reward you with food”.
However, the camera turned to Guo Biting, and she became like this -
She must have eaten too much. She was originally cold and cold, but now she is carrying a big face, her three-dimensional facial features have become flat, and her nostrils have been stretched.
Wearing a tube top skirt, revealing the plump shoulders and neck lines, her figure looks rich. Not to mention, Guo Biting is more and more consistent with the popular stereotype of a wealthy lady.
Sure enough, Guo Biting is as fat as two people. The current Guo Biting is not like Guo Biting, but like Xiang Tai.
However, no matter how fat Guo Biting is, she still has a natural face. Standing next to her "tech face", she looks so beautiful and relaxed.
is second, Shang Wenjie.
Shang Wenjie is Mango Channel’s “own one”. She debuted as the champion of “Super Girl” in 2006, and later served as a judge in “Happy Boys” in 2013. Shang Wenjie participated in “Sister Lang 5”, which is considered a return to “Sister Lang 5”. "My mother's family".
When she appeared on the stage, the program crew also showed a video of Shang Wenjie participating in the competition, which brought back memories.
Oh my god, I can’t even recognize Shang Wenjie in the short film. It’s not even the slightest bit different from her current image.
She originally wore the most popular hair style of the year, with a small round face that was not aggressive, and her glasses were not big but she was very charming.
Now Shang Wenjie's face has become pointed, her nose sticks out like a stick, her whole face has a "skinny look", her eyes seem to be unable to open, and her eyes also show a strange look.
A talented singer should not work hard on his face.
is in third place, Sa Ding Ding.
Sa Dingding’s ability cannot be overemphasized. The internationally renowned singer has strung together several difficult masterpieces on the first stage. Both the song completion and the stage effect are top-notch.
Khasa's face became more and more swollen.
The original Sa Dingding had a face with oval seeds and delicate features. As she grew older, her face continued to "swell".
The chin is still pointed, but the face is getting more and more swollen, the apple muscles are protruding, the bridge of the nose is rising from the ground at some point, the folds of the double eyelids are also very unnatural, and the whole face is stiff when singing.
When making expressions with force, only the eyes will move, giving a slightly weird style of painting.
Is it so difficult to grow old naturally?
ranks fourth, Zhou Yangqing.
Many people were surprised when Zhou Yangqing participated in "Sister Lang 5". During the interview, Zhou Yangqing also responded generously, saying that the program team invited people from all walks of life to come, and she was qualified.
Unexpectedly, in the end, only one "layman" came, Zhou Yangqing. To be honest, if it weren't for Zhou Yangqing's name on the subtitles, I wouldn't have known who she was.
The look of this face can be seen on any social platform.
With a tapered face, a small upturned nose, pouty lips, and European-style large double eyelids, they are the same assembly-line beauties with no discernible features.
It’s impossible to rely on your face to gain attention. Zhou Yangqing made a careful thought on the first stage. He must add an extra rap to a good song, including the sentence "I am often scummed, and I can’t check the situation." This will make him a topic.
I don’t know how many more years she can use this thing. While maintaining a sober persona and enjoying the enthusiasm of her old love, Zhou Yangqing finally understood the Internet.
"True beauties" are stunning and beautiful with ease
Of course, among all the actresses, there are also true beauties, each one more stunning than the other.
For example, Chen Lijun, a popular Yue opera actor on the Internet.
"Sa" is the best way to describe her. She is dressed in red and dances with a sword. Her movements are clean and neat, and at the same time it does not affect the breath of singing. As soon as the drama comes out, people's blood will boil.
Whether it is image or professional ability, Chen Lijun is the best in this season's program.
Another example is Cai Wenjing, an old acquaintance of Mango TV.
's representative works "Bottom Line", "Under the Sun" and "Apocalypse" are all works of Mango Channel, and he is also a regular guest on "Hello Saturday".
Even if she is pretty, Cai Wenjing’s stage also brought quite a surprise to the audience.
The beautiful voice of the musical stunned the audience, and the highly contrasting drag stage captured the hearts of the audience. Although the charm expressed was a little meaningless, the overall performance was quite good for an actress. .
and Zhang Yuxi, who netizens want to give dumb drugs to.
The first stage debuted in Chinese style. This model-like face is really beautiful, and the singing is also very eye-catching.
If the volume is turned to mute, Zhang Yuxi's stage is definitely the best in the audience. After the volume is turned up, I can only say that God is fair.
"Sister Lang 5" also has its own "Yang Chaoyue". I wonder if Zhang Yuxi's singing ability will improve in subsequent shows.
and Han Xue, who caused ridicule across the Internet even before the show was aired.
Although this sister's operation is not pleasing, I have to admit that she is in good condition despite being over forty years old, and her face can still impress a lot of traffic buddies.
There are also many dark horses in this edition of "Sister Lang".
Chen Haoyu, who captured everyone's attention with "Wild Son", is a solid singer. It is a pity that he could not continue on his career as a singer.
The stage performance was not good at the beginning. Li Jiage showed his strength during the first rehearsal, and the talented singer Yuan Yawei was definitely a dimensionality-reducing blow when he opened his voice.
"Lang Jie 5" still has a lot to watch.
Conclusion:
Every season of "Sister Lang" can make many sisters famous, such as Jin Chen, Wang Xinling, etc. I wonder who will be the "wealth" this time.
In fact, compared with previous seasons, the contestant lineup of "Lang Jie 5" is obviously not as good as before.
Like Na Ying and Ning Jing, there are almost no backbones who can control the situation. Among the sisters, the more popular Qi Wei and Shang Wenjie are all good people who can control both sides.
Presumably those "trouble scenes" that can arouse discussion can only be edited later.
Moreover, the ranking of the first stage is also full of doubts. The performance of professional singers is not even as high as that of actors who put on showy things. I wonder if the program team did this intentionally.
Right now, "Lang Jie 5" is still being updated. Which sister do you think has the most potential?
