Beixi No. 1 pipeline exploded, and the international media pointed the blame for the explosion, which was no less than the 9/11 incident, directly at beautiful country , and even the beautiful country's own media were accusing the government of doing this disgraceful thing. Because no matter from which point of view, the beneficiary of the explosion of the Beixi No. 1 pipeline is the beautiful country. The author is talking about a Hollywood blockbuster "The Battle of Russia and Ukraine". The cast and crew are as follows
Writer and director : Pretty Country; helmsman : Xiao Ouzi; Erwuzai thug : Xiaowu Son; villain : hairy bear. The script of
was painstakingly worked out, and the screenwriter of
started writing the script of today's Russia-Ukraine war as early as 2014 during the Crimean War. This Hollywood-level masterpiece was created by the screenwriter after 7 years of painstaking efforts. At the beginning, the Russian-Ukrainian war was being staged exactly as the screenwriter and director expected, but as it was being played, the screenwriter and director felt something was wrong.
group performance is very powerful, what's wrong with
? Actors do not follow the script and the director's wishes! Xiaoou is handing Xiaowu a knife, and at the same time giving money to Maoxiong to buy energy. While Mao Xiong scolded Xiaoou for sanctioning Maoxiong, he greeted Xiaoou's life and asked him from time to time, does your family have enough oil and gas for the winter? If it's not enough, I have more, and the price is cheap. The director of
was very angry, and the actors did not take part in the big play of
. However, the actors are not good enough, and Xiao Wu, the thug of the second and fifth boys, has never been able to drive Mao Xiong out of the house. The little Ouzi, who are the backstage promoters of Xiaowu, are flirting with Mao Xiong. This is not a scene stipulated in the script at all.
Hollywood war blockbuster
Originally, the script of Beautiful Country was to have Xiaoou and Mao Xiong fight against each other. As a result, the euro depreciated greatly, ruble depreciated a lot, and the number one beautiful country man harvested the world. As a result, the ruble of the Maoxiong family not only did not depreciate, but also appreciated compared with before the war. The little Ouzi should have gone all out to decouple from Mao Xiong, but they fought Mao Xiong hotly.
handed the knife
Pretty country stomped his feet beside him, anxious, whether he died or not! The plot has been dragged too far by your three-way actors, and it has lost the standard of Hollywood! Although the actors are not on the road, it is a real war scene after all, and there are no other actors available. The big director, Pretty Country, was naturally angry and condemned, and repeatedly scolded the little Ouzi for their incompetence.
went into battle shirtless and personally demonstrated to director
that the young actors today are really fucking incompetent. They are all fresh meat, and they are afraid of bumping into themselves in war scenes. In order to let the little ouzi enter a state of hunger and cold as soon as possible, the director had to demonstrate in person and cut off the basic oil and gas energy for life to the little ouzi. The director originally meant that this play was performed by Mao Xiong. But Mao Xiong is not good at Taoism and refuses to act like this. The director had to do a demonstration in person, and with a few loud bangs, the Beixi No. 1 pipeline exploded.
Your acting is wrong, look at my director
's original script is to let the little ouzis go from menopause to fight against Mao Xiong, but the little ouzi are flirting with Mao Xiong. The director had to change the script. The director originally thought that with Mao Xiong's character, he would take the initiative to close Beixi No. 1 and let the little Ouzi suffer from hunger and cold, so that the emotions of both sides rose. However, neither side accepted the tricks, nor were they on the road, so the director had to demonstrate in person!
Xiao Ouzi is in a hurry, so is Mao Xiong
When Beixi No. 1 blows up, Xiao Ouzi is in a hurry, isn't it just acting, is it so serious? After I cut off my gas, my family didn't expect me to make money by acting in this movie, that is, to make a name for myself with Hollywood. But in the end, director, you don't talk about martial arts, and you actually cut off the weather in my house. How can I keep warm and how do I cook?
The actors are very angry
is not only Xiao Ouzi who is anxious, but also Mao Xiong. Why don't I just play a show, why are you blowing up the pipes in my house? You know, when I filmed your movie, I didn't have a penny, so I depended on this channel to earn some living expenses, but you cut off my financial path. I really accompany my wife and break up the army again. I didn't get the performance fee, and I paid for it. z7Director z
was also anxious. Director
spit out bitterness at the International Film Festival briefing and scolded the actors for being unreliable. The director even said that my mother's original script was a movie, but these crappy actors just turned it into a long TV series for me. Despite the prolonged shooting time and cost, more and more advertising benefits are harvested. But the economic benefits are earned, but we have to urge the actors to finish the show!
