Issue 37, coach, I also want to be a salted fish without dream

[17173 special manuscript, please do not reprint without authorization]

don’t know if any friends have discovered (definitely no friends have discovered), Maye fans disappeared from Tuesday to Thursday. In fact, Maye was called to go to Wuhan on a business trip. The process described with a game name is "Dead or Alive". When I went there, it was in various situations. First, the colleague got the wrong ticket. If it was not late, I almost couldn’t leave. When I arrived at the hotel, there was a room missing and almost slept in the lobby... People like Maye who occasionally turned pale expressed mockery and asked him to return. Burn incense at home. In the end, good and evil will be rewarded. Heaven is a reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up and see who is forgiven by the sky... When I finally went back, the plane tickets were oversold, and Maye was the one who came out.

Then I watched the three guys fly away, and I was transferred to Xiamen before driving home. I was half tired and missed meow sauce...

This time I was on a business trip and I was really spitting out the whole story. I have to For three days and three nights to do the longest issue of "Nobody Watching" in history, the editor-in-chief will definitely not give me this opportunity (although I heard that three guys threw me down and flew, the editor-in-chief stayed at the company and beat him up. Again). So let's draw the prize first, and then reply to the next review. Comment on "Nobody Watching" and you have a chance to get a "17173 1177 Super Cute Mascot Octopus"! Free shipping, oh dear! Don't you really want it? ! The prizes will be announced in the next issue. Lucky viewers who have won the prizes, please join the QQ group (315481502) of the Yaoqi Mountain Comic Research Society and poke Maye's private address!

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is actually curious about what my image looks like in your minds...

must remember to take medicine if you are sick...and where is the lily of "Nobody Watching"? Why didn't I see it?

, the little friend of Ivy from Japan, this is Maye’s knee! Please accept it!

Every veteran driver starts from a newcomer, you have to believe in yourself, and you will rely on you to start the car in the future! Beep! Old driver, take me!

loves games, loves 17173 (meaningful smile).

Various tests have always been popular on the Internet, ranging from "choose trees to look at your personality" to "look at your wife from the color of your underwear", anyway, every time Maye sees this, I just read it, I didn't think it was too accurate. , I didn’t think it was right... On the contrary, I have always been very persistent in forwarding Koi. You must know that hard work may not be successful, but forwarding Koi will definitely be useful! Although

is actually lucky only once in ten turns... Because of the popularity of fortune-telling and testing, the Japanese general magazine "Diamond" recently divided animation fans into "Mobile Suit Gundam" and "Attack." The three camps of "Giant" and "Lovelive!", and the living habits of these three people are listed in detail.

First of all, let’s take a look at the characteristics of "Mobile Suit Gundam" fans. 70% of them are male, mostly from 2x to 4x years old. Female fans are concentrated in 3x to 4x years old. Female fans at 50 years old are still much older than 20. .

The most things you buy in a year are cigarettes, pipes and other smoking appliances, followed by computer peripherals, musical instruments, and headphones. The commonly used networking tool is your own computer, and the most commonly used network service is Google>Niconico>PS3.

has the same ratio of males to females, with males ranging from 15 to 4x years old, while the proportion of females over 40 is much smaller. Commonly used networking tools are smartphones, and common network services are Youtube>Line (Japanese WeChat-like software)>Niconico. As for the things that I often buy are medicines and takeaways...Wait, why are medicines the most?

shouldn’t have anything to do with this eye drops...

is finally a fan of "Lovelive!". There are more male fans than females, concentrated in 15~2x years old. Although female fans are also in this age group, There are almost no fans over 30. Things I bought within a year Mobile APP>Mobile>Other interests, the commonly used networking tool is smartphone, and the commonly used network service is Twitter>Niconico>Line.

saw this result, the single man in the editorial department said that there are so many young female fans of "Lovelive!", it is time to make up...Of course there are also GundamFan colleagues said that they hate other people's smoking, and they will have a headache when they smell cigarettes. The statistical analysis is not accurate at all...

statistics teacher: There is only one sample and you dare to report. You died this year.

Speaking of surveys, Japan often conducts some strange or interesting surveys. Recently, a Japanese girl voted "the first date will make you feel that boys have evil thoughts." In view of the audience master of "Nobody Watching" Most of us are single dogs. Maye wants to share this with you...

After all, we don’t have a girl now, maybe there will be one in a while! The behaviors of

on the list are as follows: when sending me home, he said that he would go to my house to borrow the toilet, proactively delay the time to make the girl miss the last bus, keep asking the girl to drink, suggesting that the girl wants to go to a hidden place, all day long They only praised the girl’s appearance, kept staring at her chest or other parts of her body, and finally won the first place because she kept reminding her how much she likes children... The girls all said: “I want it only on my first date. Have a baby?!"

can actually understand it before. As long as you are not a fool, you know what it is implying. The main reason is that the implied is too obvious and it is hated by people. But in the end, Maye who won the first place can't understand... Isn’t it just a normal way for boys to express that they like children?

meow sauce: "That's why you don't have a boyfriend..."

said as if you had a boyfriend... Some friends of

might say: "Maye, you said that these are useless. First of all, I There must be a goal! I don't even have a goal."...Big husband, cute milk! As the saying goes, dreams are a kind of foreknowledge, and some netizens in Korean forums will end the following dreams, which means you are about to fall in love!

1. Dreaming of being late for school or work;

2. I look beautiful in my dream;

3. I was slapped or bullied;

4. I had a hard fight or happened Dispute;

5. Take a bath in a dream;

6. Dance a crazy dance;

7. Deceive others;

8. Climb trees to pick fruits.

Of course, after seeing this ending, some friends said that they had done all these dreams, but they didn't even have a boyfriend. As for who this friend is, I am anonymous.

I feel that in this issue of the review, someone will say: "It’s okay, Maye, you can still fuck Ji without a boyfriend..."

Speaking of Ji and Ji, there is a Japanese music program called "Music Station" coming soon To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the show, the first 10-hour special episode was broadcast, which not only included Hatsune Miku’s debut and Kimura Takuya’s hot dance "Love Fortune Cookies", but also included some basic emotions...

First of all, Takashi Nishikawa Teacher and Gackt, the two usually have a very good relationship. This time Gackt held an arm around for an interview... But during the interview, something seemed to be wrong?

Grabbing and grasping...

rubbing and rubbing...

Nishikawa Takashi: "My breasts have been rubbed..."

As a result, because the breasts have been rubbed all the time, after taking the stage, Nishikawa Takashi sang the wrong lyrics... Afterwards, I posted a frustrating photo on Twitter... In addition to this pair blatantly rubbing their breasts, there is also another pair that is also a public show of affection, blinding the eyes of my single dog.

Taki and Tsubasa's Imai Tsubasa suddenly stared at Tackey affectionately behind their backs...and...

suddenly kissed him! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ But Tackey’s expression also looks quite happy... In addition to being in full swing at the

scene, some strange things happened, that is, the combination of Infinite Switch sang "Duo In "A Dream", the audience should have been the audience, but it turned into...

became a piece of Doraemon! Although being surrounded by cute blue fat people will feel very happy, but for the singer, it should be quite complicated...

Speaking of painting collapse, I believe everyone is familiar with this term, I don’t know if any friends remember " The first issue of "Nobody Watched" was about complaining about painting and breaking down. Production company Diomedéa is inFew people before the name have heard of his name. Someone knows that it is because of the production of 4 animations in one quarter of 2015, and these animations are quite controversial. These four animations are "Fleet Collection" and "Sacred Swordsman's Ban "Aria of Curses", "The Endless Fafner of the Gun King", "LOVE!", "Aria of the Forbidden Curse of the Holy Swordsman", among which the painting of "Aria of the Forbidden Curse of the Holy Swordsman" has been criticized, let us review first Click:

has such a super magical scrolling, the production team is simply flying out of the sky.

If you think you’re already flying in the sky just now, you will feel that the flying fairy is too weak to complain because there are too many slots and you don’t know where to start... The painting of "The Candidate's Instructor" also has a lot of slots... The sister

threw the javelin! The male lead

just lay down and stunned for at least 5 seconds...

Why did you come here after so long! w(゚Д゚)w

suddenly threw a javelin and jumped over a person...what is this person like?

is like this...

is like this...

I chose the fan, I have to watch it with tears, but seeing this kind of scene, I think I can only choose to die... I just don’t know if it will It will be replayed again after making corrections like the holy swordsman, although I don't want to watch the second time...The production crew will only lead you to destruction if you don't take your heart like this! Do you think everyone is Sony?

Miaojiang: "What does animation have to do with Sony..."

has never closed down because of Sony!

So in the end, Maye has a question... Has Sony closed down today?

【Edit: Maye】