The husband said that the grave can only be married, and the beautiful wife is too lonely and fanned the grave. The Warring States Period: "Zhuang Zhou tried a fierce wife" joke

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Text: Banana Leaf Dream

Zhuang Zhou went down the mountain and met a strange girl, but I couldn’t laugh at it. , The first wife got sick and died, the second wife was separated peacefully, and the third wife was very interesting. This woman was surnamed Tian and she was very beautiful. Although Zhuang Zhou was not a lecherous person, she also loved this woman.

Later, Zhuang Zhou resigned and took his wife to live in the Nanhua Mountain of Caozhou. For one day, Zhuang Zhou went down the mountain to play. Seeing that there were tombs under the mountain, he sighed: "The young and old have no argument. , How can you become a human again in the grave?" After sighing for a while, Zhuang Zhou took a few steps, and suddenly saw a new grave. The soil on the top was still wet. A woman wearing white silk was sitting in front of the grave and crying. Zhuang Zhou felt very strange and asked the reason: "Miss, who is in this grave? Why do you want to fan at it?"

just listened to the woman's answer: "In this tomb is the husband of the concubine. He unfortunately died and buried his body here. He was very affectionate with his concubine during his lifetime and was very reluctant to give up after death. He warned me that if I want to remarry, I must get fresh soil on this grave. Only then can I get married. I thought about how this newly refurbished soil could do it? So I slapped a fan to fan it dry," Zhuang Zhou was very funny when he heard this, and secretly said: "This woman is so impatient, she just said she loved her husband before she was alive. Now I am anxious to remarry. "

thought about it, Zhuang Zhou said to the woman again: "The lady wants this moist soil to dry, I am afraid it will not be easy, your woman's strength is too weak, it is better than I fan you," said After that, the woman got up and got lucky. Zhuang Zhou took a fan and slammed it until the mud fan on the tomb was dry. The woman was overjoyed, and took off the silver hairpin on her head and gave it to Zhuang Zhou to do it. Thank you, Zhuang Zhou was not welcome, took the fan and silver hairpin before leaving. After

went back, Zhuang Zhou thought of the things he had just done and felt very ridiculous, and then sighed: "It's not that friends don’t meet together, but when they will rest together, I would have known that they will be ruthless after death, and ask for the love before death," his wife Tian heard. For this, he stepped forward to ask the reason, and Zhuang Zhou told the story about his talent and showed his wife the fan.

The husband did not trust, and the wife scolded her for being loyal.

Who knows that Tian’s listened, she scolded the woman, saying how unskillful and unscrupulous she was, and after the scolding, he said to Zhuang Sheng: "Such a thin mistress. People are rare in the world," Zhuang Zhou heard, and sighed: "Everyone talked about love before his death, and everyone came to fan the grave after death. It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers. It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, knowing people, knowing their faces and not knowing their hearts," he sighed. After that, the Tian clan was really annoyed, and spit on his face, cursing: "Although human beings are the same, virtuous and foolish are different, why do you say this? Don't treat all women in the world as ungodly and unfilial.

Zhuang Zhou was disdainful, and replied: "Don't talk big, if I die, you like a flower like a jade woman, can you be a widow for three or five years?" Tian clan was even more angry when he heard this, replied: "If a fierce girl does not marry her second husband, have you ever seen a girl from two families eat tea? If it is my turn, I can't do anything shameless like this in a short time. An ambitious woman is better than a man. You don’t know how many men like you are not righteous. One wife died and one married another. If you are not dead now, I was wronged and not staunch." After that, the Tian clan pulled the fan in Zhuang Zhou's hand to pieces.

saw Zhuang Zhou and had to settle the matter. A few days later, Zhuang Zhou really fell ill. Tian cried and cried and was very sad. Zhuang Zhou said again: "I am very sick and will leave sooner or later, but the fan is torn apart, if the fan is still there," I leave it to you to fan the grave," Tian replied, "Don’t say that. I have never thought of remarrying when my concubine reads a book. I never thought about remarrying. If you don’t believe me, I’m willing to die in front of you." Zhuang Zhou had to He replied: "The lady is so staunch, I have no regrets in death," Zhuang Zhou actually let go.

After the Tian cried, he asked his neighbors to organize a funeral for Zhuang Zhou. Tian was so sad that she was wearing filial piety and crying every day. She was thinking about the love with Zhuang Zhou all the time. On the 6th, a handsome man came to express his condolences. He had a very beautiful life and dressed like a rich man. He claimed to be the grandson of the king of Chu. But when the Tian family saw him as handsome, he moved his mind. Forget all the etiquette.

thisThe young man stayed at Zhuang Zhou's house on the excuse of sending spirits. After that, a coffin was placed in the Zhuang Zhuang's hall. The young man lived in the left wing. Tian Chong went to the left wing to talk with the young man on the grounds of crying every day. After getting along for a few days, this The two of them can’t love themselves. If you say that the young man has five points of affection, the Tian clan will have ten points. After half a month, the Tian clan can no longer stand it and call the young servant’s servant and said: "Your master can be married. The old servant said: "Never." Less than a month after the death of her husband, the wife took the initiative to post money to remarry

Tian Shi said again: "What kind of woman does your master like?" The old servant replied, "Like. The lady is fine," Tian clan was overjoyed, and he hurriedly asked the old servant to go as a matchmaker. After the old servant went, Tian was very anxious and wished to tie the boy's feet with a rope and pull him to his bed before giving up. He waited until midnight. , The old servant was drunk and slept in the mourning hall, gnawing his teeth with anger.

The next morning, Tian asked the old servant to say again. After a while, the old servant said: "My master has three conditions. First, there is Mr. Zhuang’s coffin in the hall. This is too indecent. Second, my family The master said that his talents could not keep up with Zhuang Zhou, for fear of being laughed at by the lady. Thirdly, we did not bring any money here, and the lady's bride price could not be given."

Hearing this, Tian Shi laughed: "It's not difficult, my house There is a vacant house in the back, asking someone to carry Zhuang Zhou over. Second, the second wife of my family Zhuang Zhou has gone out of the wall. This shows that he is not a virtuous person and cannot discipline his wife. Third, your master is Wang Sun. Noble, I’m a commoner woman, don’t have to do so. As for the banquet, I don’t have to worry about it. I have saved twenty taels of silver and will give it to your host to make new clothes, but I will get married tonight.”

​​said, Tian The old servant hurriedly gave the money to the old servant and urged him to return to life. The young man agreed with him, and the old servant went back and forth to Tian. Knowing that it was done, Tian was overjoyed and hurriedly asked the neighbor to lift Zhuang Zhou’s coffin to the empty space. The house was left, she herself took off her filial dress and lit her lips, put on a bright red wedding gown, and cleaned the house to prepare for a new house.

didn’t want that night after the newcomer entered the bridal chamber, the boy fell to the ground due to a sudden illness. Tian did not care about his profit and went to help him massage, but the boy foamed at the mouth more and more seriously. When I came to the old servant to inquire, the old servant said: "My master is born with this disease, and it occurs once every two years. Every time he gets sick, he eats human brains and sends it with hot wine. In the past, he used death row prisoners to get sick. Brains, how is it good to be in the mountains today." The

said here, when Tian suddenly thought that her husband had been dead for more than 20 days, he asked the old servant: "The living is OK, but the dead?" The old servant said: " is also okay, as long as people die on the forty-nine day, "Tian is overjoyed, and he is busy calling the old servant to take care of the young man. He takes his axe and goes to the broken house in the backyard. Shi sat on the ground and panted.

Who knows that Zhuang Zhou in the coffin suddenly sat up, frightened Tian's legs to weaken, only listened to that Zhuang Zhou said: "Lady, help me up," Tian was flustered, but he had to tremble and help. Zhuang Zhou, she was very afraid that Zhuang Zhou would see the young man and the old servant. When she didn't want to pass through the hall, she didn't see the two of them, so Tian was relieved.

After a while, Zhuang Zhou regained his strength and asked Tian, ​​"Madame, why do you dress in such bright colors?" Tian lied, "I don't want to see you for the last time, so I dressed up neatly," Zhuang Zhou again Asked: "Then why is my coffin not in the lobby, but moved to the broken house?" Tian Clan couldn't answer anymore, so he hurriedly asked Zhuang Zhou to eat some wine and vegetables to restore his strength, and wanted to get him drunk and go to bed.

didn’t want Zhuang Zhou to say: "No hurry, I tell you to see two people." After that, Zhuang Zhou waved his sleeves and called the young man and the old servant. Tian was shocked and hurriedly looked back at Zhuang Zhou, but he saw He disappeared, Tian clan went to see the boy again, and saw that he was not there again. Tian clan was afraid that he would be frightened and stupidly took off the embroidered belt around his waist and hanged himself.

After seeing his wife's death, Zhuang Zhou only appeared, and sighed: "If you die, I will bury you. If I die, you must marry. If I really die, it will be a big joke." The picture of

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