onion , a person with sentiments, a person with a conscience, a person who is out of low-level tastes.
Overall, he is an interesting person!
"Game of Thrones" in the first episode of the eighth season, the crew gave the audience a "good-looking"!
At the end of the last season, Xue Nuo finally (sleeping) with Dragon Mother.
As a result, this season began, and my friend Sam suddenly told Snow:
You are not Stark’s illegitimate son Snow! You are a member of Targaryen!
has always been considered a wild Stark, a lowly status that even dwarfs look down on Snow, the real status is quite noble-he is the son of Rega Targaryen and Leona Stark!
The true successor to the Iron Throne.
In addition, he and Dragon Mother Daenerys Targaryen are blood relatives, a real aunt and nephew!
This is very embarrassing!
Although Xuenuo's identity has been spoiled before, when Sam told Xuenuo himself, many "innocent" netizens were surprised!
There is another interesting scene in the first episode of the eighth season.
When Xue Nuo and Dragon Mother were making out in the snow (at this time, Sam hadn't told him that Daenerys was his aunt), Dalong Zhuogeng stared at Xue Nuo. Director
also specially gave a close-up look!
The dragon looked at them kissing as if saying: "Snow, that's your aunt, boy, you are wild enough. "
Netizens also said that Dalong's expression is obviously angry Up.
"Are you kissing my mother?"
When you and your dear girl are making each other in the snow, two giant dragons tens of meters high behind are staring at you coldly-this dragon's spout can make fire You burn a human-shaped skewers, and it makes your scalp numb when you think about it.
So while Xue Nuo was fierce with the dragon mother, he also looked at the dragon with one big eye open. This picture of
also makes people laugh. You can’t open your eyes when you kiss
. Everyone knows this, right? Most netizens of
believe that Xuenuo opened his eyes because he was afraid.
At first, Onion saw Xue Nuo's eyes and thought he was scared to pee. But after thinking about it, I think it’s not right!
Xue Nuo has been in contact with Erlong for a while, fought and shed blood together. I've touched it, and I've rode it. It's not like that if you kiss his mother.
And Xuenuo is a person who has seen big scenes. He is not afraid of ghosts, and he has died before. Are you afraid of you staring at me?
What does the look of Xuenuo mean? The only understanding of
is that he is showing the dragon!
Xuenuo is doing sex education for Dalong!
Although Xue Nuo, as a night watchman, vowed not to marry a wife or have children, his sex life is already very rich.
originally taught him the knowledge of enlightenment, it was the wild girl Huojin.
The important thing is that, as the person who has fought with strange ghosts the most times, Snow knows that with the Unsullied and Dothraki army, it is not a real threat to strange ghosts.
especially after absorbing the savage tribes and dragons, the strange ghost team has grown unprecedentedly!
Ghosts are not afraid of human conventional weapons, and the Night King has unlimited resurrection ability.
The only weapons that can effectively eliminate ghosts are Dragon Crystal and Valyrian Steel Sword.
ieEvery soldier in Winterfell has a Valyrian steel sword in his hand, which can't fight the army of strange ghosts with one change.
What's more, the number of Valyrian steel swords that humans have is extremely rare, and they can be counted in a slap.
The ice sword in the hands of Master Stark is made of rare Valyrian steel.
After Master Stark was cut, the Ice Sword was melted by Lannister and recast into the Howl of the Widow and the Sword of Oath.
At the end of the seventh season, the Snow Assault (Suicide) squad ran to catch the ghosts, but was besieged by the army of aliens, unable to stand out.
must know that Xuenuo's suicide squad has gathered several people with the strongest individual combat capabilities.
hunting dog, savage Tormond, big bear Jora, and the one who can be resurrected indefinitely by often playing with fire sword...
several people with the strongest fighting ability, they have not cut down a few strange ghosts for a day and night, but were instead. Frozen around the lake and turned into popsicles, even the life of sacrifices went in.
Seeing that when he was about to burp, the mother dragon whizzed with three dragons!
One mouthful of dragon flame burns the formed alien ghost to ashes.
The power of Dragon Flame, Master James of Lannister should know best.
It's not a problem to kill a hundred or eighty people in one go.
, who has seen the power of dragon flames and knows the power of strange ghosts, knows that the dragon mother, the eight thousand unsullied ones, and the army of Dothrack are all added to the fight.
The real main force against ghosts is the dragon.
But there are too few dragons! There were three
, and one was shot down by "the strongest javelinman on the surface".
We all know that the dragons in Quanyou are air and land amphibians. They reproduce by laying eggs, and when the dragons in the eggs are just hatched, they are all males.
Here we need to explain one thing, Dragon Mother Daenerys will not lay eggs.
She hatched three little dragons, but she actually only played a surrogacy function. The only way for
to reproduce offspring is Dalong himself. Some netizens at
may want to ask, how do two male dragons lay eggs?
here needs to use some biological knowledge (ahem, biology class represents the onion online).
Everyone knows that there is a kind of creature in nature that is hermaphrodite.
Among the species close to dragons, there is a Komodo dragon that can reproduce sexlessly when needed, which means that it can have children on its own without the help of "people". The three dragons of
Dragon Mother (one was shot by the king and now there are only two), although they are already adults, they still belong to the age of ignorance in their sexual life.
Xuenuo personally demonstrated how to make intimacy, which is equivalent to opening the door to a new world for them.
A dragon who understands the doorway can thrive, give birth to babies and lay eggs. Although
may not have time to have children in this war, there are still opportunities in the future!
keeps the green hills without worrying about no firewood. Everyone should understand this truth.
We all know that with the current strength of the coalition forces, it is almost impossible to defeat the army of aliens.
The battle of Winterfell is not about victory, but about casualties. The only thing Xue Nuo can do right now is to delay the march of alien ghosts and buy time for those behind and those in the future (a bit of the same meaning).
The mood of the couple now is the same as that of Guo Jing and Huang Rong in Xiangyang.
Xuenuo knows that Winterfell is a certainty.
Losing
does not mean that the whole army must be wiped out-it is really not beaten, you can run!
How fast the dragon flies, it flies from the southern base camp to the Great Wall outside the Great Wall as soon as its wings flap.
How slow the strange ghost walks, just from the northern border to the Great Wall, they have been walking for seven seasons, and only in the eighth season did they reach the roots of the Great Wall.
Winter City battle, strange ghosts must be greatly injured. When
waited for the strange ghosts to regain their strength and walked slowly to the south, the big dragon child was also born.
The hidden information in the opening title of the eighth season also hints that more dragons will appear.
flashed by in the opening title, there is a big dragon leading three small dragons against an army of aliens. A meteor-like object on the left side of
is the biggest easter egg in the show!
In summary, it can be proved that:
Xuenuo's eyes are not afraid, but a demonstration to Dalong!
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