fifth part " Little Garlic "
Starring: Fan Wei / Cheng Zixia / Liu Yiyi
Movie review: The background is China but there is no Chinese flavor. Not to mention "New Year blockbuster", it has a bit of a New Year flavor. This is the core of the story. It's so far from us. The heroine is replaced by a fat girl, and in the end she is unwilling to face herself in order to be popular. This feels like a Western advertisement in recent years. The entire short film just stands out as a fool, and there is no improvement in this generation of new iPhones. Look at how well the previous generation's "Passing Five Levels" was shot. It also showed movie mode and sports mode, and even showed more dark details. Well, this generation has a five times telephoto lens. If you really don’t have anything to say, just stop shooting. It’s such a waste of personnel. In short, I have never felt that the 15 minutes wasted are so precious. I can watch 3 episodes of Peppa Pig.
The fourth part " "
Starring: Xie Miao/An Zhijie/Lian Kai
Movie review: I came here for an action movie, but I was a little disappointed that it didn't work. An Zhijie and Xie Miao are both good action actors, and their fighting scenes are okay, but that's about it. The carjacking scene in the tunnel was so speechless. Two policemen actually got out of the car to clean the glass? Playing house. Moreover, all the characters are stereotyped, flat, black and white, and childish. What's even more uncomfortable is that, as the two leading actors in the film, Xie Miao and An Zhijie failed to create sparks, which is extremely disappointing. In short, everything from the director to the screenwriter to the post-production process is full of rustic, shoddy and self-righteousness. Are you really treating yourself like a speedster? Suspended, artificial, false, without any sense of crisis or tension. ps: I don’t even have the courage to fast forward to finish watching~
The third film "Huang Pi: The God of Wealth Cat from Heaven"
Starring: Li Meng/Yan Nan/Wang Zi (dubbing)
Video comments: This is the most suitable for the Spring Festival As for the subject matter, the screen is full of old-fashioned memes. They are all about women’s big breasts and big butts, the kind that are slapped and patted. Even the little sister wants to sing daddy songs, praising fat heads, big ears and big bellies. They returned as teenagers, "with groups of children and loving wives as companions." We also need to think about the so-called thinking, saying that people spend decades in their lives, why should they be busy making money most of the time? It really hurts to stand and talk. The movie can't last an hour at all. In order to make up for the time, it keeps selling emotions to get into theaters. What's there to be proud of in making such a bad short video? Also, it all involves Cantonese. Can you find someone who can speak Cantonese? In short, the cannon fodder of cannon fodder is a lousy movie, but it still has the budget to come up with it.
The second part of "Bajie: Canopy Lower Realm"
Starring: Zhang Lei/Ji Guanlin/Zhao Mingzhou (dubbing)
Movie review: Both stars are for animation production, the script and character creation are really question marks... Thinking about celebrating the New Year I watched the Lunar New Year movie and saw this unpopular movie among all the gaudy promotions. Then I looked at the schedule and saw that it was only one movie a day. After watching the trailer, it was okay, and I immediately wanted to support it. But after reading it, I was disappointed. No matter how many years you have been producing and how many detours you have gone through, the final product is sorry for the audience, so why do you still let the audience pay for it? Everyone will say that there is moral kidnapping. While asking everyone to support me, I must have certain bright spots. Otherwise, how can I recommend it to others? In short, compared to the other two films, which were poorly scheduled and withdrawn, this one is somewhat perfunctory.
The first " Breaking the War "
Starring: Ng Zhenyu / Simon Yam / Cheng Yuanyuan
Movie review: Better than the shockingly bad "The Murderer". The story is very simple. Although the quality is not high and it lacks suspense, fortunately, there is no possibility of the filming being too bad. The biggest drawback is that this omnipotent investigation team can solve old cases and intervene in the bomb crisis. The script details do not consider any rationality. In addition, a certain word-finding competition makes the movie look more like... ...a mystery game, but its entertainment value is very limited due to lack of money. Wu Zhenyu's listless performance throughout the whole process makes people hold their heads up. Even though he has an actor-level work like "Drifting on the Water", he still has to earn money from bad movies to make a living. It is helpless. ps: It’s heartbreaking that Hong Kong movies have fallen to this level!
Among the five bad movies released during the Spring Festival in 2024, is there any one you have seen? Coding is not easy. Welcome to follow, like, and leave a message for discussion.
